How Lady-like are You?

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    I thought you Gals might be amused by this...:lol:

    Ever wondered what it means to be ladylike? You know what I'm talking about. Whenever you burped at the table as a little girl, your mother would tell you not to do that cos its un-ladylike. Ever wondered why you are still single? Ever wondered why your mother keeps saying, "Haven't you found yourself a husband yet, you trollop?!". Well now you can find out, by taking this quick quiz and finding out whether you are as dainty as a show-jumping horse or more minging then a bush-pig in heat. Answer the 12 multiple-choice questions below and click on the 'Render' button. There are 6 possible outcomes to this test.

    Quiz: How Lady-Like Are You?
     
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    i am too much of a lady to take a quiz about my poop..thank you.....that is not a subject i discuss with anyone but my doctor.
     
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    ^^ What she said.
     
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    How lady like am I?

    I don't know??~~I took a poop quiz before I realized it was a poop quiz. :D
     
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    OMG - I was just going to write that. I stopped at question 2!

    That quiz may have been written by one of my brothers. Poop questions were often the topic of discussion at the dinner table when I was growing up.

    I try to act lady-like in public. However growing up with all bros, having only sons, and teaching 90% boys, my sense of humor has morphed into the fart joke category.
     
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    Nothing wrong with fart jokes!

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    I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.
    The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

    Bugger !
     
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    Ladies don't poop.
     
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    Evidence? :eusa_eh:
     

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