Ringo
Gold Member
A man sits in a stall of a public toilet and suddenly hears an unfamiliar voice from a neighboring stall:
- Hi!
Him:
Well, hello.
How are you?
The stunned man replies:
Good
What are you doing?
Shitting, what else can I do here?
The voice behind the wall is getting annoyed:
- Listen, let me call you back, because there's some moron talking to me.....
What would you do if you won a million dollars?
I'd pay off my debts.
And the rest?
The rest can wait.
How incredibly, unbearably I want a woman!
Well, go to a brothel.
No, I want a woman I know.
Go to a brothel more often and you'll meet acquaintances.
- Hi!
Him:
Well, hello.
How are you?
The stunned man replies:
Good
What are you doing?
Shitting, what else can I do here?
The voice behind the wall is getting annoyed:
- Listen, let me call you back, because there's some moron talking to me.....
What would you do if you won a million dollars?
I'd pay off my debts.
And the rest?
The rest can wait.
How incredibly, unbearably I want a woman!
Well, go to a brothel.
No, I want a woman I know.
Go to a brothel more often and you'll meet acquaintances.