CDZ How about a Humor, Joke Thread starting Valentines day 2022

[App'z]

It's Valentines day somewhere in 2022 & a wayward Hubby calls at Lil Johnnys shop this afternoon in person and asks !

The visitor to Lil Johnnys store asks him, " what's the best present for my love, I have Roses ?"

Well; Lil Johnny says, "Your question only has one answer, Chocolate"

The visitor asks, " How do I know that she even likes Chocolate and will be pleased ?"

Well Lil Johnny thinks for a few moments and says, " Choc - o - late ".

 

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[App'z]

Lets have Shrimp Alfredo for dinner tonight ! twss .. ( on Valintine's day )

So he searches, takes everything out of the Freezer, no shrimp !
Well she says I guess we have to settle for Steak and Baked Potatoes ! twss

WOW ! twht (thats what he thinks )

 

[beautress]

The guy friend who dumped me a month ago delivered a nice box of Russel Stover's candy about an hour ago.

 

[mudwhistle]

The guy friend who dumped me a month ago delivered a nice box of Russel Stover's candy about an hour ago.

Nothing says I LOVE U like diabetes.

 

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