The original "By Any Other Name" is on BBC-America right now, and that dazzling, blonde Barbara Bouchet French lovely creature is definitely one beauty who will be starring in my next masturbation fantasy. Causing my orgasm to launch me off my bed and physically slam me into the ceiling, leaving a dent in the sheetrock. Not surprisingly, she also somewhat resembles Voyager's blonde Seven of Nine, who has also been responsible for me secreting like, shall we say, "water from a broken fire hydrant."