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This is a Consumer Reports civilization vignette about celebrities, low-brow art, media-IQ, and propaganda.
It's inspired by the film Basquiat.
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A comic book doodler provided stick-figure renditions of Marvel Comics' Hobgoblin (Roderick Kingsley) who was then associated with Occultism-oriented folk-pop 'street-art.' This 'sarcastic art' was both rebellious and playful and was discussed in a Scientology/Dianetics conference in Virginia. Suddenly, folk-theatrics were becoming 'parts' of pedestrian philosophy, a sort of pseudo-juvenile Beatnik modernization. Art was simply low-brow. However, these quirky stick-figure doodles caught the attention of Disney (recruiting amateurs for some social experiment).
Disney recruited Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise for a film about these 'rebellious/juvenile doodles' as told through the lens of emerging education in youth regarding low-brow art. Hanks and Cruise both felt that consumerism streamlining catered to 'household-doodling' as a preferred-activity to mass-marketed art. This was, after all, the era of The Little Rascals and Peanuts and the Wuzzles. Everything had a hip, vibrant energy that was somehow 'untouched' by the forces of aesthetics.
An eerie wolfish-robot named Cyclonus, from Transformers (Hasbro) made a special habitat on one of the moons of Venus while his rival Rodimus was tooling around as an 'invisible archaeologist' of human civilization on Earth. Cyclonus flew to Earth and started to learn about Consumer Reports and discovered the Cruise/Hanks Hobgoblin film project and connected it to media-intelligence in human civilization. Consumer Reports was the real 'weather-monitor' in civilization. Cyclonus was rather intrigued.
aCyclonus then purchased countless NY Yankees t-shirts online and made a collection of consumerism-mementos. Sports, after all, were the hallmark of human civilization ritual, signifying the peace of games, aesthetics of customs, vitality of sports media-marketing, and basic merchandising. Cyclonus concluded that capitalism was a system of 'finery' and 'jewelry.'
His creative offering prompted an outburst in society and military when terrorists talked about the sale of a peculiar amount of Yankees t-shirts being sold recently and were obviously monitoring that. The American patriots known as 'G.I. Joes' contended with an evil terrorist organization known as 'Cobra.' A Dianetics Conference erupted as a battle-ground for multiple agents of opposing sides engaged in fierce fighting. Cyclonus was delighted. He picked up more copies of Consumer Reports.
aA new breed of terrorists were arising to make anti-social sentiments feel accessible to a wider population of people without ever becoming in any way socialist. They were, however, similar to fundamentalists of the past and owed much of their aesthetic-praise to the wisdom passed down from previous terrorists, like Michael Collins' early-IRA. Cyclonus noted that Consumer Reports was humanity's 'ideal record' of commercial traffic signpost-valuation. There was an air of 'fashion sentimentality.'
TRUMP: Do you read Consumer Reports, Carter?
CARTER: Of course, Mr. President.
TRUMP: Tell me what you think about pedestrian traffic ornaments...
CARTER: I think they're symbols of modernization/socialization (e.g., Facebook).
TRUMP: What's so special about those Hobgoblin doodles, do you think?
CARTER: They represent pedestrian interests in new age patriotism.
TRUMP: What's the difference between graffiti (art) and vandalism (pollution)?
CARTER: It's what you can 'reap' from the intention-evaluation.
TRUMP: So if it's "intended to be art" (and not vandalism), then it's art/graffiti.
CARTER: And art/graffiti is perfectly legal!
TRUMP: So perhaps there are 'spirits and gods' watching over Consumer Reports.
CARTER: Perhaps alien intelligences...
TRUMP: Let's go watch The X-Files on Netflix, Carter!
CARTER: Maybe I'll file a report about Consumer Reports next week.
TRUMP: This is the new age of media and chalk.
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It's inspired by the film Basquiat.
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A comic book doodler provided stick-figure renditions of Marvel Comics' Hobgoblin (Roderick Kingsley) who was then associated with Occultism-oriented folk-pop 'street-art.' This 'sarcastic art' was both rebellious and playful and was discussed in a Scientology/Dianetics conference in Virginia. Suddenly, folk-theatrics were becoming 'parts' of pedestrian philosophy, a sort of pseudo-juvenile Beatnik modernization. Art was simply low-brow. However, these quirky stick-figure doodles caught the attention of Disney (recruiting amateurs for some social experiment).
Disney recruited Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise for a film about these 'rebellious/juvenile doodles' as told through the lens of emerging education in youth regarding low-brow art. Hanks and Cruise both felt that consumerism streamlining catered to 'household-doodling' as a preferred-activity to mass-marketed art. This was, after all, the era of The Little Rascals and Peanuts and the Wuzzles. Everything had a hip, vibrant energy that was somehow 'untouched' by the forces of aesthetics.
An eerie wolfish-robot named Cyclonus, from Transformers (Hasbro) made a special habitat on one of the moons of Venus while his rival Rodimus was tooling around as an 'invisible archaeologist' of human civilization on Earth. Cyclonus flew to Earth and started to learn about Consumer Reports and discovered the Cruise/Hanks Hobgoblin film project and connected it to media-intelligence in human civilization. Consumer Reports was the real 'weather-monitor' in civilization. Cyclonus was rather intrigued.
aCyclonus then purchased countless NY Yankees t-shirts online and made a collection of consumerism-mementos. Sports, after all, were the hallmark of human civilization ritual, signifying the peace of games, aesthetics of customs, vitality of sports media-marketing, and basic merchandising. Cyclonus concluded that capitalism was a system of 'finery' and 'jewelry.'
His creative offering prompted an outburst in society and military when terrorists talked about the sale of a peculiar amount of Yankees t-shirts being sold recently and were obviously monitoring that. The American patriots known as 'G.I. Joes' contended with an evil terrorist organization known as 'Cobra.' A Dianetics Conference erupted as a battle-ground for multiple agents of opposing sides engaged in fierce fighting. Cyclonus was delighted. He picked up more copies of Consumer Reports.
aA new breed of terrorists were arising to make anti-social sentiments feel accessible to a wider population of people without ever becoming in any way socialist. They were, however, similar to fundamentalists of the past and owed much of their aesthetic-praise to the wisdom passed down from previous terrorists, like Michael Collins' early-IRA. Cyclonus noted that Consumer Reports was humanity's 'ideal record' of commercial traffic signpost-valuation. There was an air of 'fashion sentimentality.'
TRUMP: Do you read Consumer Reports, Carter?
CARTER: Of course, Mr. President.
TRUMP: Tell me what you think about pedestrian traffic ornaments...
CARTER: I think they're symbols of modernization/socialization (e.g., Facebook).
TRUMP: What's so special about those Hobgoblin doodles, do you think?
CARTER: They represent pedestrian interests in new age patriotism.
TRUMP: What's the difference between graffiti (art) and vandalism (pollution)?
CARTER: It's what you can 'reap' from the intention-evaluation.
TRUMP: So if it's "intended to be art" (and not vandalism), then it's art/graffiti.
CARTER: And art/graffiti is perfectly legal!
TRUMP: So perhaps there are 'spirits and gods' watching over Consumer Reports.
CARTER: Perhaps alien intelligences...
TRUMP: Let's go watch The X-Files on Netflix, Carter!
CARTER: Maybe I'll file a report about Consumer Reports next week.
TRUMP: This is the new age of media and chalk.
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