HM and Dolly go to heaven

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    Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

    The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these beauties, they're the most perfect breasts ... God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

    The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.

    The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier water out of her handbag ... drinks it down. Then pee’s into a toilet and pulls the lever.

    The angel says, "OK your Majesty, you may enter Heaven."

    Dolly is outraged and exclaims, "What the fuck was that all about ... I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down? The she pisses in the toilet and gets to go to heaven! Would you explain that to me?"

    "Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, “but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a pair ... no matter how big they are!"
     
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    Good one!:lol:
     
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    that was so bad....just so bad....
     
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    I love British humour!
     
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    Huh?
     
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    Dolly Parton's are real? :eek:
     

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