Hi! I am from San Diego!

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    And I probably do not like you. I am sure you smell bad, eat shitty food, and have unflattering hair. I'm pretty sure you are borderline retarded, and have saggy tits. I will not go out for a drink with you, because I am not gonna pay your bill. I probably wish you the worst.
     
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    what you expected hasnt happened
     
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    freedombecki Let's go swimmin'! Supporting Member

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    Welcome to USMB, Pho King. Hope you enjoy your just desserts. :)
     
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    I know you ! You're a Pho-King murkin !
    There is only one part of me that smells "off".
    Due to the rules of duh forum I can not elaborate..... other than to say.....be careful on mothers day.
    My tits aren't saggy but my balls attempt to leave evidence in the sand showing I move them quite frequently.
    Aint no way you could afford to go drinking with me.It takes $6700 just to get to Bariloche, one way.That's from David, Panama. From there it's another $800 to ground zero via Prada.
    Should you choose to join in the adventure I hope you like Aji Chombo relleno, guinea pig picadillo and trucha ahumada.I hope Marin or Apaltagua is to your liking.
    Get ona them thar meskinz in S_D to teach you how to pronounce these delicacies..
    Until then....GBA_stan
     
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    waltky Wise ol' monkey Supporting Member

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    Uncle Ferd says dats where John Fogarty of CCR is from...

    ... do you know him?

    (possum keepin' on chooglin', hummin' Born on a Bayou)
    :cool:
     
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    Bariloche.....as in San carlos de bariloche, Argentina? Been there. Lovely. But you should know that one never turns to a Messican to learn proper Spanish pronunciation.
     

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