Headlines from the year 2029

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  1. Joz
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    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
    country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

    White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
    third language.

    Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
    but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
    delivery to Wednesdays only.

    85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
    they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

    Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
     
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    All of those were pretty good. I love glimpses of the future!
     
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    :laugh: Pretty good humor, Joz. Let's hope it stays just humor. :tng:
     

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