Year 2035 News

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    News flash just in for the year 2035.

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
    largest country in the world, California.

    White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
    California's third language.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
    livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
    the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon)
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    Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more
    years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
    legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
    mail delivery to Wednesday only.

    35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
    swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January
    2036.

    Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political
    contributions to campaign accounts.

    Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.


    Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting Machine
     
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    Easy now.
     
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    :laugh: Maybe I'll be up to 10 hits on wheregeorge.com by then.

    And I bet Pat Buchanon will still be getting votes.
     
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    That's because the machines will be Black Box Voting machines. Nobody will ever be able to figure them out!
     
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    I have 35 but have been a member since 2002.
    It is very addictive I will pm my george name so you can look it up .
    My sister and I share an account and we both love it ! :thewave:
     

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