Hawaii Officials: Obama's Birth Certificate Destroyed in Recent Tsunami????

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  1. xotoxi
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    Apparently, a Hawaiian Official wanted to take a closer look at it, so he brought it outdoors into the sunlight on a beach. At the same time, a one foot tsunami surge hit and ripped the birth certificate out of his hands. Then, after the certificate was pulled out to sea, a shark ate it.
     
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    Somewhere out there US Army Retard is aroused after reading this.
     
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    These things happen. I heard the tsunami was pretty bad...
     
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    And there goes the proof we need to prove our President is indeed a Bastard. On second thought......
     
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    I don't know where you get your information, xotoxi. I heard they sacrificed it to Pele when they ran out of virgins.
     
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    I pulled my information directly out of the bowels of the internet.
     
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    If it's on the internet, it's gotta be true.
     
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    It's no big deal... Owe Bama is not the only President that didn't have a name in the "Father" section of his birth certificate. Clinton and Carter were bastards too...
     
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    Never knew that, of course never cared either......
     
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    Wow! I have something in common with three Presidents!!!
     

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