ChemEngineer
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"It is fun to have fun but you have to know how." - The Cat in the Hat, by Dr. Seuss
For at least 25 years, I have been helping motorists drive more safely and prevent accidents in a variety of ways. I've stopped to change more flat tires on ladies' cars than I can count. I've changed a broken water hose for a stranded lady. I've put gas in the car of a woman with her baby, stranded for four hours when nobody else would stop in the freeway center divider. But four times a day, on average, I show motorists my BRAKE LIGHT OUT sign after honking. Been doin' it for 25 years, four times a day, never caused as much as a swerve.
Here's the kick. When we're at a stop light, I motion for them to roll down their window and tell them "No Hillary supporter helped you out!" They invariably smile and agree with me! I'm always wearing my Trump 2020 hat.
That's for starters. When you do a good turn, tell the benefactor, "No Hillary supporter helped you out" and get your kicks.
Yesterday, we were walking out of Target, which we of course have always called by its French surname, "TarZhay."
Fifty feet outside, a twenty-something who no doubt considers himself quite studly looked at my hat and said, "You fucking idiot." Oh this gets good.
I looked back and noticed his black tee shirt had the Target emblem on it. He works there! About face. Followed him in to his department where I told two of his colleagues I am going to write to the CEO of Target and report this guy saying "You fucking idiot" to a Target customer. Then I stopped at the floor manager and told her.
Then I went online and reported him to Customer Care.
An hour later, the Store Manager called me to apologize profusely and tell me he is a contactor assigned there but she had a thorough conversation with his employer and he won't be back to Target, the ******* idiot.
Please add your story of how YOU helped someone out and then said "No Hillary supporter helped you!"
Gonna be a long thread. Get creative.
For at least 25 years, I have been helping motorists drive more safely and prevent accidents in a variety of ways. I've stopped to change more flat tires on ladies' cars than I can count. I've changed a broken water hose for a stranded lady. I've put gas in the car of a woman with her baby, stranded for four hours when nobody else would stop in the freeway center divider. But four times a day, on average, I show motorists my BRAKE LIGHT OUT sign after honking. Been doin' it for 25 years, four times a day, never caused as much as a swerve.
Here's the kick. When we're at a stop light, I motion for them to roll down their window and tell them "No Hillary supporter helped you out!" They invariably smile and agree with me! I'm always wearing my Trump 2020 hat.
That's for starters. When you do a good turn, tell the benefactor, "No Hillary supporter helped you out" and get your kicks.
Yesterday, we were walking out of Target, which we of course have always called by its French surname, "TarZhay."
Fifty feet outside, a twenty-something who no doubt considers himself quite studly looked at my hat and said, "You fucking idiot." Oh this gets good.
I looked back and noticed his black tee shirt had the Target emblem on it. He works there! About face. Followed him in to his department where I told two of his colleagues I am going to write to the CEO of Target and report this guy saying "You fucking idiot" to a Target customer. Then I stopped at the floor manager and told her.
Then I went online and reported him to Customer Care.
An hour later, the Store Manager called me to apologize profusely and tell me he is a contactor assigned there but she had a thorough conversation with his employer and he won't be back to Target, the ******* idiot.
Please add your story of how YOU helped someone out and then said "No Hillary supporter helped you!"
Gonna be a long thread. Get creative.