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If you say “Happy Festivus” to someone today and they reply “Merry Christmas”
Slap the snot out of them
We will not tolerate a War on Festivus
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Happy Festivus to all
- Thread starter rightwinger
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If you say “Happy Festivus” to someone today and they reply “Merry Christmas”
Slap the snot out of them
We will not tolerate a War on Festivus
"And now!... it is time for the airing of the grievances! I have a lot of problems with you people!!"
"George!... festivus is not over until you pin me to the ground!... Let's go!!
"Oh... God"
"Oh... God"
odanny
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All my Christmas cards this year had Frank Costanza on the front and said "Festivus for the rest of us" The Seinfeld show has their own greeting cards.
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Merry Christmas you filthy animalView attachment 741338
If you say “Happy Festivus” to someone today and they reply “Merry Christmas”
Slap the snot out of them
We will not tolerate a War on Festivus
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In honor of Festivus, a contribution has been made in each of your names to…….The Human Fund
Confederate Soldier
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I hope we get nuked for christmas.
In honor of Festivus, a contribution has been made in each of your names to…….The Human Fund
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I'm going to pull a Whatley!
I'm going to pull a Whatley!
Sprinkle pain killers on your feast?
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I hope we get nuked for christmas.
That would ruin Santa’s Birthday
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Of course you do.I hope we get nuked for christmas.
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Today is the celebration of Festivus
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
I am Smarter than rightwinger because my grievances are:
Diversity = Less for white straight men
Trans = Make Believe
Southern Border = Not secure
Maybe we should do Opposite Day next?
Diversity = Less for white straight men
Trans = Make Believe
Southern Border = Not secure
Maybe we should do Opposite Day next?
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Merry Fucking Christmas.Today is the celebration of Festivus
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
Confederate Soldier
Diamond Member
Today is the celebration of Festivus
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
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You are just trolling Christians. You get a gold star.Today is the celebration of Festivus
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
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You are just trolling Christians. You get a gold star.
Christians think the season is all about them
Festivus is one day……stop trying to steal it
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I am not trying to steal anything. That is up your alley, not mine.Christians think the season is all about them
Festivus is one day……stop trying to steal it
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Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
No Soup FOR YOU!
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Confederate Soldier
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No Soup for YOU!
I never really was a fan of soup. I don't want to search through dirty, salty water to find the good stuff.
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