Got an STD? There's an app for that

[chanel]

British health officials are hard at work on a new app that will allow users to pee into their cell phones and find out within minutes if they have an STD.

Seriously, we could not make this stuff up if we tried.

According to The Guardian, £4 million have been invested in the UK Clinical Research Collaboration, which is creating a smartphone app that will allow users, "to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes."

STD Test? There's an App for That | The New York Observer

If your date's phone smells like piss, you might want to feign a headache.

 

[ekrem]

Jeremy
http://www.usmessageboard.com/general/141041-std-test-theres-an-app-for-that.html

 

[chanel]

Oops. Sorry. That's the problem with that "general" category.