God hates you

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    Homosexuals, non-christians, atheists, fornicators, jews.
     
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    I am supposed to worry about a non existant entity not liking me?

    LOL, I have plenty of existing entities that do not like me.
    Tea Baggers.
     
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    Act Of God Destroys 62-Foot Styrofoam Statue Of Jesus Christ

    Why was this statue destroyed by lightning?


    *God, whether he goes by the name of Allah
    , Jehovah or Tinky Winky, hates ostentatious displays of faith. This 62-foot statue was an aesthetic abomination, and anathema to true spirituality
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    *The Almighty was upset because Jesus was constructed out of styrofoam and fiberglass instead of marble or gold.

    *The Supreme Being was furious that a million bucks was wasted on a styrofoam statue, instead of the money being used to feed the hungry and heal the sick.

    Act Of God Destroys 62-Foot Styrofoam Statue Of Jesus Christ
     
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    Which god?
     
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    The god of Al Gore of course.

    Styrofoam is sinfull.
     
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    I see.

    Well, this sounds very serious: Perhaps we sould altert the media?
     
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    Congregation Beth Simchat Torah, the largest gay Jewish synagogue in Manhatten, was targeted by Kansas' Westboro Baptist Church and its leader, the Rev. Fred Phelps, on Sunday during worship services. The Phelps clan held up the usual signs reading "God Hates Fags" and "Jews Stole The Land" as parishioners were gathered inside.

    But the synagogue decided to turn lemons into lemonade. It knew in advance of the Phelps protest, and encouraged its supporters to donate $1.00 for every six minutes the demonstrated lasted, according to the Jewish Daily Forward.

    The synagogue ended up collecting $10,000 in donations during the 51-minute protest and hopes to use the money to help buy a new building.
    Gay synagogue earns cash from Fred Phelps protest
     
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    A thread about Queer Joos would have been interesting.
     

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