Satire and not satire.
Nobody spends time attacking the existence of Zeus, Buddha, Allah, or any of the thousand Hindu gods.
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Anyone with a brain knows that ‘god’ doesn’t exist. Science proves it. Pure reason and logic prove it. Neil Degrasse Tyson even said so on the Cosmos reboot.
And that’s why I have devoted my life to one purpose and one purpose only: absolutely destroying him.
Though he isn’t real, he consumes my every waking moment. My every breath is given to this one great cause. I eat, work, play, and live for the noble aim, to end this imaginary god’s made-up existence.
Even when I go to sleep, I dream of standing over this imaginary god and raising a fist of triumph, secure in the knowledge that I have vanquished a god who does not exist.
Some atheists and agnostics are content to simply go about their lives, respecting others’ beliefs, even if they disagree with them. But not I. No, sir. I cannot stay silent while others believe in a god of man’s own invention.
God, if you’re out there somewhere (and I know you’re not), sleep with one eye open—I’m coming for you.
Opinion: God Does Not Exist, And I Hate Him So Much That I Will Devote My Entire Life To Destroying Him
LOL that is good satire.
As an atheist I really don't care what other people believe just so long as they aren't attacking me for not believing in their fairy in the sky.
Here at USMB it is not Jews or Muslims or Hindus who keep telling me that our country should behave one way or another or that science isn't real because of some book of fairy tales.
Whatever believes keep you happy is fine with me so long as you don't insist that I partake in them.