Go Gunny!

[DavidS]

I just realized you joined the same day I did DavidS. I will tell Del I found someone to bring the beer to our anniversary party!

DavidS will want to play with your boobies, so wear a nice bra!

I treasure my boobs, I only wear Victoria Secret bra's.
but no way em I letting twinkle toes touch my boobs, like I said I treasure them.

Twinkle toes?

 

[Phoenix]

I did? I have to go look now ....

Would I lie to you?

 

[DavidS]

Just shows he has no life and spends his time debating with people when he should be out working on losing his massive man-titties.

Did Gunny turn you down or something? Why so bitter?

I am not bitter. And no, it was me who had to turn HIM down.

 

[JBeukema]

Of course Gunny is amassing a huge number of posts. What would you expect from a Marine. Marines have the ability to think quickly on their feet. A necessary skill in mass posting. Haven’t any of you heard that story about Gunny. The one that illustrates his quick thinking?

Gunny, an elderly retired Marine had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice – picnic tables. horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped, and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening old Gunny decided to go down to the pond to look it over. As he hadn't been there for a while he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Old Gunny frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old Marines can still think fast.

Pay attention folks ... THIS is how to suck up to a Marine ...

fuck you both
​

 

[DamnYankee]

Why should we congratulate him for being second best?

Why not? Slow and steady wins the race.... Better watch your back, Annie!

 

[DamnYankee]

**hears "We Are The Champions" playing in the background**

I was thinking "Eye of the Tiger"....

 

[DamnYankee]

no.
no.
yes.

Yer good.

And succinct.

Needs to work on improving that last response if he ever hopes to take over Gunny's job....

 

[DamnYankee]

brevity is the soul of wit.

You may want to pass on that little nugget to our newest member, ORIGINAL MAN.

I CAN'T READ HIS POSTS CAUSE THEY'RE ALL CAPS andnowhitespaceatall

You mean there's someone else around here that doesn't follow the rules? LMAO!

 

[DamnYankee]

Just shows he has no life and spends his time debating with people when he should be out working on losing his massive man-titties.

Now see there folks? Men really are no different than women except in the plumbing. The green-eyed monster has attacked!

 

[DamnYankee]

Of course Gunny is amassing a huge number of posts. What would you expect from a Marine. Marines have the ability to think quickly on their feet. A necessary skill in mass posting. Haven’t any of you heard that story about Gunny. The one that illustrates his quick thinking?

Gunny, an elderly retired Marine had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice – picnic tables. horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped, and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening old Gunny decided to go down to the pond to look it over. As he hadn't been there for a while he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Old Gunny frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old Marines can still think fast.

Pay attention folks ... THIS is how to suck up to a Marine ...

Wasn't what got your attention though was it?

 

[Dis]

no.
no.
yes.

Yer good.

And succinct.

Needs to work on improving that last response if he ever hopes to take over Gunny's job....

What? He knows the word yes.. What do you think he says if someone asks him if he wants a beer?

 

[Gunny]

Just shows he has no life and spends his time debating with people when he should be out working on losing his massive man-titties.

Did Gunny turn you down or something? Why so bitter?

I am not bitter. And no, it was me who had to turn HIM down.

Hell, everyone knows THAT's a lie. You wouldn't turn down a goat if it'd hold still for you.

 

[Bootneck]

I hooked up with an Air Force man, and he was a champ!
I have had a guy from every branch except the Marines that I know of, Army is the best so far.

Then you need to sample a Marine before you can judge the entire armed forces.............

Yep. You'll never look back after that!

 

[Bootneck]

Of course Gunny is amassing a huge number of posts. What would you expect from a Marine. Marines have the ability to think quickly on their feet. A necessary skill in mass posting. Haven’t any of you heard that story about Gunny. The one that illustrates his quick thinking?

Gunny, an elderly retired Marine had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice – picnic tables. horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped, and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening old Gunny decided to go down to the pond to look it over. As he hadn't been there for a while he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Old Gunny frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old Marines can still think fast.

Pay attention folks ... THIS is how to suck up to a Marine ...

They can't hack it Gunny. Not without the proper training!

 

[Bootneck]

Of course Gunny is amassing a huge number of posts. What would you expect from a Marine. Marines have the ability to think quickly on their feet. A necessary skill in mass posting. Haven’t any of you heard that story about Gunny. The one that illustrates his quick thinking?

Gunny, an elderly retired Marine had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice – picnic tables. horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped, and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening old Gunny decided to go down to the pond to look it over. As he hadn't been there for a while he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Old Gunny frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old Marines can still think fast.

Pay attention folks ... THIS is how to suck up to a Marine ...

fuck you both
​

That's the nicest thing you've said for ages, JB. You trying to suck up to us?

 

[Luissa]

Then you need to sample a Marine before you can judge the entire armed forces.............

Yep. You'll never look back after that!

shit, where was one last night! That is why I was in such an angry mood. I feel like a nun!

 

[Phoenix]

shit, where was one last night! That is why I was in such an angry mood. I feel like a nun!

Nunsense is habit-forming, you know.

 

[Gunny]

Yep. You'll never look back after that!

shit, where was one last night! That is why I was in such an angry mood. I feel like a nun!

Busy?

 

[Luissa]

shit, where was one last night! That is why I was in such an angry mood. I feel like a nun!

Busy?

the best part is my friend went home with a guy and I went home to well um..............

 

[Luissa]

shit, where was one last night! That is why I was in such an angry mood. I feel like a nun!

Nunsense is habit-forming, you know.

give it a few more months and I might making my vow to God.