dilloduck
Diamond Member
The Little Girl and the Mounted Policeman
<>A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl
stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for
a
safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on
the
back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there,
sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
<>A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl
stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for
a
safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on
the
back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there,
sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
