Why Don't Women Blink?

[USViking]

Question: Why don't women blink during sex?

Answer: Because men don't give them enough time to blink.

 

[Joz]

*What is the useless piece of flesh at the end of the penis called?

A man.

 

[Shattered]

*What is the useless piece of flesh at the end of the penis called?

A man.

 

[Joz]

 

[dilloduck]

weeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa it's the androphobia party !!!

 

[Nienna]

weeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa it's the androphobia party !!!

Dillo, you can tell you're a Texan! You type "weeeeee haaaaa" a lot!

 

[dilloduck]

Dillo, you can tell you're a Texan! You type "weeeeee haaaaa" a lot!

I know , it's terrible----I used to speak english for the first 21 years of my life

 

[Johnney]

Question: Why don't women blink during sex?

Answer: Because men don't give them enough time to blink.

well we have to get that nap in

 

[manu1959]

Question: Why don't women blink during sex?

Answer: Because men don't give them enough time to blink.

no no no...the female brain can not talk and blink at the same time

 

[dmp]

A frog and a scorpion....

 

[USViking]

I have to admit nature is in many ways unfair to women, and men are often selfish about it.

I'm still trying to think of a wisecrack at womens' expence, since a few women have done some male bashing here. No offence taken, however.
A little bash here and there don't hurt too bad.

 

[Joz]

.....I'm still trying to think of a wisecrack at womens' expence, since a few women have done some male bashing here. No offence taken, however. A little bash here and there don't hurt too bad.

You started it.

 

[dilloduck]

I have to admit nature is in many ways unfair to women, and men are often selfish about it.

I'm still trying to think of a wisecrack at womens' expence, since a few women have done some male bashing here. No offence taken, however.
A little bash here and there don't hurt too bad.

Nature is unfair to women ??

 

[Joz]

Nature is unfair to women ??

Don't take that tone. :spank3:

 

[dilloduck]

Don't take that tone. :spank3:

Seems that the can defend thenselves quite well to me ~! :teeth:

 

[Joz]

Seems that the can defend thenselves quite well to me ~! :teeth:

Come on. You know we're the weaker sex.

 

[USViking]

Nature is unfair to women ??

Yes- for example their relative lesser size and strength has I think been the leading cause for their lower status in most cultures prior to the last 50 years or so.

Also, a healthy, well rested, cold sober male can get off sexually in not much longer than the blink of an eyelash, and I do not think women can be so easily aroused.

 

[dilloduck]

Yes- for example their relative lesser size and strength has I think been the leading cause for their lower status in most cultures prior to the last 50 years or so.

Also, a healthy, well rested, cold sober male can get off sexually in not much longer than the blink of an eyelash, and I do not think women can be so easily aroused.

now THERE"S unfairness if I ever saw it

 

[Joz]

Your empathy astounds me. Both of you go piss up a rope.

 

[dilloduck]

Your empathy astounds me. Both of you go piss up a rope.

My bad----I forgot you still feel like a victim.