Getting to know you 2

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  1. Jackass
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    1. FULL NAME:

    2. OCCUPATION:

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE:

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?:

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?:

    6. PET PEEVE: too many!!

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?:

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED:

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?:

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?:

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?:

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT:

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?:

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S):

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?:

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?:

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?:

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if you deserve it

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD:

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?:

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?:

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?:

    25. TV OR RADIO?:

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?:

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?:

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?:

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?:

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL:

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?:

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?:
     
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    1. FULL NAME: Thomas Patrich Joseph Kelly

    2. OCCUPATION: Supervisor at Costco

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: marine biologist

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: doesnt matter

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: chest

    6. PET PEEVE: too many!!

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: in NYC....

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: There are alot more important things in life than money.

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Hopefully fishing on my own property.

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: some friends and some family

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Love !!

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: birth of both of my children

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: both?? :D

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): ice cream

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: alot!!

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: sometimes

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? spend it with my family

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: not yet! :(

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: if you deserve it

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: I never remember them

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: to fly

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: No..but my mormon wife has!!! :)

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: a couple

    25. TV OR RADIO?: radio

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: Tala

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Telewhat??

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: Sven...

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: not usually

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: drive

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: occaisonally

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: I think Jim is gay...
     
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    1. FULL NAME: Johnney Craig Abbott

    2. OCCUPATION: dish network tech

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: a porn star

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: to quote the Chuckster "does it matter?"

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: my hair, or what i have of it

    6. PET PEEVE: way too many

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: school

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: if it dont kill me, im going to kill it

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: filthy fucking rich

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: family

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: great sex all the way

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: falling off a 2 story house

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: both

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): bottle caps

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: my ex-wife

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: not to do the same shit?

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: enough to save my skin, dont ask me to save someone else

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? id be fucking til my dick fell off

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?:

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yeah, but only if the service is outstanding

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: the school i went too

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: id be like pervert man

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: sorta kinda

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: no shoes, i own boots, 3 pair, yard work, work work, and going out boots. and no not cowboy boots

    25. TV OR RADIO?: radio

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: none

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: cell phone more

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: super dick head

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: no even a little

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: car/ truck

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: can i get a hell yeah

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: i try not to think, it makes my head hurt
     
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    it was fun..and made me think well not really..LOL
     
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    1. FULL NAME: Daniel William **** (I've been told not to post my last name in the past, for understandable reasons)

    2. OCCUPATION: full-time student/out-of-work writer :D

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Working writer & director

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: over, of course.

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: my chest

    6. PET PEEVE: girls cursing a lot.

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: When it actually happened, I was in class, after class got out, I was in my dorm, parked in front of the TV.

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: From 9/11? I guess that we should live it up because we can really die any day, and also that Americans aren't as untouchable as we thought we were.

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Hmmm, dunno. I don't like to plan that far ahead, since any plan I've ever made in my life hasn't worked out at all.

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: Used to be family, but now that my nearest family is like 4 hours away, I'm closer to my friends.

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: In love

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Who knows? I've done plenty of things under the influence that were unforgettable, though I wish people would forget them!

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Intelligence, but with at least decent looks.

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Don't really eat snacks. Popcorn, I guess.

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Tons, but none that will hold any significance to anyone but me and those involved (none of whom are on the board).

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: yes

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? tell everyone how I really feel about them, good or bad, then go grab the boobies of every hot girl I see.

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: maybe

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: I'm notoriously bad about tipping. Steve Buscemi's speech about tipping in Reservoir Dogs sums up my feelings.

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. Bartender says "hey, you've got a steering wheel hanging out of your pants", pirate says "yaaaaaaarrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: X-ray vision is what I'd like to have.

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Not really. Got a minor possession, but never arrested.

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 3 pairs: sandals, boots, and sneakers.

    25. TV OR RADIO?: TV

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: Ummm, none of them.

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: e-mail

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: T-Bone

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: definitely not

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: LSD. Seriously, though, I guess car.

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: yes

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: It was good, fun and time-consuming, just like the rest of 'em.
     
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    1. FULL NAME: Starla Doss-Saldarini

    2. OCCUPATION: Administrative Assistant to the Director of Property Operations (I know it's long...)

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Superintendent of a school district, preferably San Diego.

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: Under

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: My hair. Usually I take a bath before the shower.

    6. PET PEEVE: My #1 is a tie, it would either be Phoenix drivers or the Phoenix heat

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Waking up getting ready for work, then going to work

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Don't live everyday as if it were your last, because one of these days, you'll be right.

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Still in school in San Diego, teaching.

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: I would have to say both. I rely on my friends just as much as my husband.

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Being in love.

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Rather not say.

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: Intelligence

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): Reese's anything. Chocolate and peanut butter is the best

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: Only two. Taking up smoking and the other I rather not say.

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: Yes.

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: Yes

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Eat my favorite foods all day and spend time with my husband and kitties.

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: No. Don't believe in ghosts.

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: I believe in over tipping if the service was good. If not watch out. Your likely to get a verbal or written out tip instead of one in a monetary value.

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: What's does a near-sighted gynocologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose! I love that joke!!!

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: Time travel. Is that a super power?

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Not yet, but I don't dismiss it.

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: Too many. I'm a shoe whore.

    25. TV OR RADIO?: TV

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: Hmmm... probably Todd when he's not being a jerk, lol.

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: Telephone.

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: I wouldn't, I love my name.

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: Depends on the situation.

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: Driving.

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: Yes.

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: Pretty good.
     
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    1. FULL NAME: Katherine Lanyce Dorman - Suddeth

    2. OCCUPATION: Metaphysician

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: exactly what I am

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: pppfffttt - as long as the pigs I live with actually get it on the roll, Ive learned not to care.

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: I bathe - therefore I wash my face first

    6. PET PEEVE: closed minded people, ignorance, incompetence, and Zhukov's obsession with my boobs.

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Found out at starbucks - then I was at home

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: Just when you think you know it all, along comes someone to prove your ass wrong!

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? happy10 YEARS?: happier

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: both

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: Im lucky because I have both - woohoo! Lucky me! YAY DK!

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: when my first child was born

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: not only do I have them both in my spouse but I also posess these myself lol

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): dunno - whatever

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: not really - mistakes are just opportunities to learn and why would one regret that?

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: N/A

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Go to Isla with DK and Kids and snorkel my way to oblivion

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: yep. its in my job description

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: not as much as DK - but somewhat.

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: hafta get back to ya there - I dont remember

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: The power to heal

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: hell no

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: oh god - I cannot answer b/c my husband hates my shoe obsession

    25. TV OR RADIO?: whatev

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: DKSuddeth

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: whatev

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: I like my name damnit. No one else has it

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: oh yeah - sure....NOT

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: as long as Im sleeping, I dont care

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: definately - when I can

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: wasnt too painful
     
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    1. FULL NAME: Duane K Suddeth

    2. OCCUPATION: Network systems and security engineer

    3. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE: Emporer of the world

    4. TOILET PAPER-UNDER OR OVER?: who cares, so long as it doesnt rip when using it.

    5.WHEN SHOWERING, WHAT DO YOU WASH FIRST?: people care about this?

    6. PET PEEVE: dishes that aren't clean

    7. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11?: Bell Helicopter, Ft Worth TX

    8. LIFE LESSON LEARNED: My wife will do whatever it is she wants to do regardless of whether I tell her she should or shouldn't.

    9. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 10 YEARS?: Playa del norte sucking down a Dos Equis and enjoying the caribbean breeze.

    10. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER TO? FAMILY OR FRIENDS?: they are both one in the same.

    11. BEING IN LOVE OR GREAT SEX?: I can't have both?

    12. MOST UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT: Aug 14, 1999

    13. LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE?: long term or one nite stand? :laugh:

    14. FAVORITE SNACK(S): no favorite

    15. HAVE ANY REGRETS?: many

    16. DO YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?: sometimes

    17. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?: yes

    18. IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? spend it with my family.

    19. EVER SEE A GHOST?: yes

    20. ARE YOU A BIG TIPPER?: yes, if you deserve it

    21. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HEARD/TOLD: guy in california with a new sports car, rolls through a stop sign. Cop stops the guy and asks him why he didn't stop. Guy says there was nobody else at the intersection, stop or slow down, whats the difference? Cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating the hell out of the guy saying 'you want me to stop or slow down?'

    22. IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT KIND OF POWER WOULD YOU HAVE?: spider sense

    23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: yes

    24. HOW MANY SHOES DO YOU OWN?: 6

    25. TV OR RADIO?: tv

    26. WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?: best friend lanyce

    27. TELEPHONE OR EMAIL?: email

    28. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO?: wouldn't change my name

    29. DO YOU EMBARRASS EASY?: sometimes

    30. FAVORITE WAY TO TRAVEL: depends on where i'm traveling to.

    31. DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME ALONE?: very much

    32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: good time waster.
     

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