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I publish a website filled with fantasies about human being interacting with athropromophized animals.
Nobody seems much offended by it.
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
Nice visual there.
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
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Do I know any women who choose to enjoy premarital sex in a safe manner?Do you know any Sandra Fluke types?
Why yes, I've met a few.
But let's talk about the pigs more, can you say more stuff about that for me?
This commercial was offensive even before anyone else complained.
Here we have a reasonably attractive young woman who wants to fuck a pig. There's no one else available, the pig will do. I immediately thought of Sandra Fluke. Didn't anyone see this commercial and just want to say "Hey lady, are you so hard up you want to fuck a PIG?" Even a cute pig. The punchline being, not even the pig wants her!
Geico is no stranger to making women appear sexually foolish. They had a commercial where some teenager was giving the gecko the come on at a wedding. The gecko at least had the grace to respond "Good Grief". The punchline being, not even the gecko wants her.
The commercials are reduced to the message "Women will fuck anything". They just want someone else to pay for it.
Dude, you have some serious issues with women and sexuality.
Out here in the real world, the commercial was silly, but no big deal.
Dude? That's your first mistake.
Do I know any women who choose to enjoy premarital sex in a safe manner?Do you know any Sandra Fluke types?
Why yes, I've met a few.
But let's talk about the pigs more, can you say more stuff about that for me?
Do you know any who will pay for their own contraception? How about going dutch for dinner? Oooops, wait, they'll expect to foot the bill for that too.
There's about one million "moms" in the country in desperate need of a life.
No, he's not. He's like the millions of other normal people that were disgusted by a commercial with a girl that wants to fuck a pig.
Remember the Oikos commercial with John Stamos, where he was teasing a woman with yogurt, but denies her, so she headbutts him and knocks him to the ground? If the roles were reversed and a man headbutted a woman and knocked her 10 feet away, would you just be saying "stupid Oikos commercial". Liberals and feminists would be having the biggeset, limp wristedest hissy fit of all time.
Headbutting John Stamos is almost like headbutting a girl.
If women see this as a silly humorous commercial they are part of the problem. It is demeaning to women. But, perhaps, I just want to give women more credit than that when women aren't worth it any longer.