RadiomanATL
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Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.
Fag.
Yeah, having kids to take care of will tend to do that to a person.
Loser.
When I go alcohol shopping there's this prank I like to play on the cashier. I fill-up the shopping cart wth all the booze I'm going to buy, and I then put a bag of diapers on top of the mountain of booze. When the cashier has scanned all the shopping and tells me the total, I then pretend to search through my pockets. I then tell the cashier, loud enough so that everyone can hear, that I don't have enough money. They'll then ask me which alcoholic item I want to leave behind. I then pretend to go over the decision in my head, then tell the cashier that I'll leave the diapers behind. I then pay and attempt to casually walk away from a speechless cashier and queue of shoppers without pissing myself laughing.
Except I really do buy diapers and beer at the same time.