Fuck it. I think I've had too many beers...

[RadiomanATL]

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Fag.

Yeah, having kids to take care of will tend to do that to a person.

Loser.

When I go alcohol shopping there's this prank I like to play on the cashier. I fill-up the shopping cart wth all the booze I'm going to buy, and I then put a bag of diapers on top of the mountain of booze. When the cashier has scanned all the shopping and tells me the total, I then pretend to search through my pockets. I then tell the cashier, loud enough so that everyone can hear, that I don't have enough money. They'll then ask me which alcoholic item I want to leave behind. I then pretend to go over the decision in my head, then tell the cashier that I'll leave the diapers behind. I then pay and attempt to casually walk away from a speechless cashier and queue of shoppers without pissing myself laughing.

Except I really do buy diapers and beer at the same time.

 

[Cain]

Don't drink. 2 gallons of water leave me somewhat buzzed

 

[Paulie]

Don't drink. 2 gallons of water leave me somewhat buzzed

You will once you get out of Basic Training.

Mark my words

 

[shintao]

All the time it takes to get up and go to the washroom so much really takes away from where I am trying to get.

The whiskey is just far quicker and no trips to the washroom necessary.

A good party prank is to put one of those baby spreakers in the bathroom, and when a guest goes in, everybody starts talking about how you can hear x-guest in there on the toilet. LOL!!

That's really sad in so many ways.

Geeze, it is just a prank. I have been in some bars where they do this, and I don't see anyone getting sad over it.

 

[shintao]

Internets.


Mine.

Not until the litigation is settled.

By the way did you get the subpoena?

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

Tell me slipperly fingers, is he the one you shot in the eye with the shot gun?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Not until the litigation is settled.

By the way did you get the subpoena?

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

Tell me slipperly fingers, is he the one you shot in the eye with the shot gun?

No, I don't shoot my friends.

 

[shintao]

Too many for me means I'm sleepy. I don't do the wasted thing anymore. Had enough of that when I was a kid.

Fag.

Yeah, having kids to take care of will tend to do that to a person.

Loser.

When I go alcohol shopping there's this prank I like to play on the cashier. I fill-up the shopping cart wth all the booze I'm going to buy, and I then put a bag of diapers on top of the mountain of booze. When the cashier has scanned all the shopping and tells me the total, I then pretend to search through my pockets. I then tell the cashier, loud enough so that everyone can hear, that I don't have enough money. They'll then ask me which alcoholic item I want to leave behind. I then pretend to go over the decision in my head, then tell the cashier that I'll leave the diapers behind. I then pay and attempt to casually walk away from a speechless cashier and queue of shoppers without pissing myself laughing.

Be careful or Intense will be telling how sad that is in so many ways. LMO!!!

 

[shintao]

I own the internet courts too.

The judge and I play golf together. And drink beer together.

Tell me slipperly fingers, is he the one you shot in the eye with the shot gun?

No, I don't shoot my friends.

Hmm, then there must be some people just off the mid-line who are not quite friends who could be at an unknowing risk. So where do we send the booze to? LOL!

 

[Sarah G]

Is announcing you've had too much beer here equivalent to raising your beer to the camera when someone takes your picture?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Is announcing you've had too much beer here equivalent to raising your beer to the camera when someone takes your picture?

Yeah!

Thats it!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Tell me slipperly fingers, is he the one you shot in the eye with the shot gun?

No, I don't shoot my friends.

Hmm, then there must be some people just off the mid-line who are not quite friends who could be at an unknowing risk. So where do we send the booze to? LOL!

I dunno, you're looking kinda iffy yourself there.

You sure you want to do that?

 

[Sarah G]

Is announcing you've had too much beer here equivalent to raising your beer to the camera when someone takes your picture?

Yeah!

Thats it!

Don't drive anywhere.

 

[California Girl]

 

[RadiomanATL]

Is announcing you've had too much beer here equivalent to raising your beer to the camera when someone takes your picture?

Yeah!

Thats it!

Don't drive anywhere.

I didn't.

I drove today though. But I think the 5 beers were out of my system safely by then.

 

[Sarah G]

Yeah!

Thats it!

Don't drive anywhere.

I didn't.

I drove today though. But I think the 5 beers were out of my system safely by then.

5 isn't too bad. I would be passed out but I'm not a drinker usually.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Don't drive anywhere.

I didn't.

I drove today though. But I think the 5 beers were out of my system safely by then.

5 isn't too bad. I would be passed out but I'm not a drinker usually.

I'm a parent. 5 is pretty much my limit. I don't get drunk. But I do get to feeling pretty good

Now, if only someone would keep the kids for a night....

 

[Sarah G]

I didn't.

I drove today though. But I think the 5 beers were out of my system safely by then.

5 isn't too bad. I would be passed out but I'm not a drinker usually.

I'm a parent. 5 is pretty much my limit. I don't get drunk. But I do get to feeling pretty good

Now, if only someone would keep the kids for a night....

Noo, the kiddles are keeping you on the straight and narrow.

5 really isn't that bad.

 

[Cain]

Don't drink. 2 gallons of water leave me somewhat buzzed

You will once you get out of Basic Training.

Mark my words

lol, I love proving people wrong, so we'll see .

 

[JW Frogen]

I am the Captain Kirk of beer.

I boldly go where no man has gone before (except Oliver Reid or George Best) and I love to fuck green women.

I will let you know when there are too many beers.

 

[JW Frogen]

By the way, am I the only one who thinks Scotty was hiding a case of really good whiskey in the engine room?