TheDude
Gold Member
Like I said earlier, as a business you can work around the idiocy. As a baker you can offer decor for man+woman only. If the couple doesn't like it, they can take their business elsewhere or place their own decor on the cake.
For invitations, the verbiage can be a template for men and women only. For example, "Please join us for marriage between Bride [insert name] and Groom [insert name].".........."As a policy we can only change the names". It's not discrimination, because it's the businesses template and they're "happy" to sell their product to a gay couple. Therefore:
"Please join us for marriage between Bride Rolando on bottom and Groom Bubba on top."..................................................Bubba is very manly but he prefers boys, while Rolando plays the female role.
Another option is to simply provide them a bad product. Sure word gets around, but for a conservative, they'll hear the product was intended for gay marriage. The result may be increased sales. Look at chick fil a for example. Their business improved post attack by the thought police/revise definitions to suit us.
For invitations, the verbiage can be a template for men and women only. For example, "Please join us for marriage between Bride [insert name] and Groom [insert name].".........."As a policy we can only change the names". It's not discrimination, because it's the businesses template and they're "happy" to sell their product to a gay couple. Therefore:
"Please join us for marriage between Bride Rolando on bottom and Groom Bubba on top."..................................................Bubba is very manly but he prefers boys, while Rolando plays the female role.
Another option is to simply provide them a bad product. Sure word gets around, but for a conservative, they'll hear the product was intended for gay marriage. The result may be increased sales. Look at chick fil a for example. Their business improved post attack by the thought police/revise definitions to suit us.
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