Phoenix
fideli certa merces
Your penis is small.
Is it in yet??
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Your penis is small.
Is it in yet??
Where are you going?
Why do you care?
Where are you going?
Why do you care?
I bought your drink.
Why do you care?
I bought your drink.
Please stay for one.
I bought your drink.
Please stay for one.
I'll drive you home.
I bought your drink.
Please stay for one.
I'll drive you home.
Please stay for one.
I'll drive you home.
She's not listening, buddy.
Please stay for one.
I'll drive you home.
She's not listening, buddy.
Please stay for one.
I'll drive you home.
It will be fun.
It will be fun.
I'll drive you home.
She's not listening, buddy.
Go away, she's mine.
It will be fun.
I've heard that before.
She's not listening, buddy.
Go away, she's mine.
In your dreams, buckeroo!
Go away, she's mine.
In your dreams, buckeroo!
Get lost, buzz kill.
I'm better, I promise.
Who's driving us home?
I'm only helping you...
Unless you like syphilis.
Who's driving us home?
I'll drive my Ferrari.
Who's driving us home?