For you "Seniors" out there :)

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    All Seniors Are Senile!






    An
    older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a
    beautiful young gal at his side.

    He
    told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
    girlfriend.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out
    a $5,000 ring.

    The old man said, 'No , I'd like to see something
    more special.'

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
    stock and brought another ring over.. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000'
    the jeweler said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole
    body trembled with excitement.

    The old man seeing this said,
    'We'll take it.'

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
    the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good,
    so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and
    I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

    Monday morning,
    the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that
    account.'

    'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
    my weekend!
     
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    LOL ............ How did I miss this one :confused:

    hmmmm! Don't you know that all of we "Senior's" plan on paying for our funerals with a credit card - as we take our last breath of air??? Then when we die the account is closed and Mastercard is STUCK with the bill!

    It's the American way! Damn! I wish there was a "smilie" of an old fart waving the good ole "Red, White, and Blue"! :eusa_angel:

    It's not nice to mess with we "Senior's! lol

    *Think that credit card trick will work :confused:
     
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    Funny! I'll have to remember that one when I get old...older.
     

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