For The Ultimate Golf Fanatic

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[DGS49]

Four guys are on the first tee at a local golf course, and the people on the green seem to be taking a terribly long time finishing up on the green. There are more than 4 people there, which is against course rules.

Growing irritated, one of the golfers calls out to the course marshall and asks what's going on.

The marshall tells him that that is a group of hero veterans, a couple of them blind, who are playing golf for free at the invitation of the course owners.

The irritated golfer responds, "If they are blind, why don't they play at night!"