Fishing vs sex

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    Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex:

    #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

    #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

    #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

    #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
    in a while.

    #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

    #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
    don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become
    famous.

    #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with
    long ago.

    #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
    guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
    if you Fish with someone else.

    #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
    yourself.

    #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
    really an undercover cop.

    #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
    Fishing stuff.

    #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
    Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued
    for Fishing harassment.

    #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe
    to the Playboy channel.

    #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your
    life.

    #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in
    it.

    #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
    your favorite activity.

    #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
    week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
     
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    I love it !!!!!!!!!!
     
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    And overall..fishing is cheap!
     

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