Dangerous computer viruses

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    Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!

    The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

    The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

    The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

    The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through Windows.
     

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