Fashion advice for old folks

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    Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60 or hovering near 60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be AVOIDED:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals
    2. Spiked hair and bald spots
    3. A pierced tongue and dentures
    4. Miniskirts and support hose
    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
    6. Speedo's and cellulite
    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    10. Bikinis and liver spots
    11. Short shorts and varicose veins
    12. Inline skates and a walker
    And last, . . . but not least . . .

    13. Thongs and Depends
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    > > Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
     

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