Si modo
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When single and a woman in your 40s, one learns the beauty of the one night stand.
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When single and a woman in your 40s, one learns the beauty of the one night stand.
So goofy!When single and a woman in your 40s, one learns the beauty of the one night stand.
I have two night stands.
One either side of the bed.
When single and a woman in your 40s, one learns the beauty of the one night stand.
When single and a woman in your 40s, one learns the beauty of the one night stand.
I have two night stands.
One either side of the bed.
When single and a woman in your 40s, one learns the beauty of the one night stand.
So who makes the better 1-nighter for a hot chick in her 40's... Young and pretty or been there, done that and really, REALLY wants to get laid again at least once before he dies?
I dunno dude... she has a furby. That has to count for something!
more polyester. they use those for sex toys?
She looks like a natural blonde... I'm wondering if the Furby matches the drapes, aren't you?
saving grace???? i dont think so....lol....
what was it someone told me....
you men are like stainles steel...the heat up fast and lose that heat fast....
old men are like cast iron...takes a while to heat up but they hold the heat longer....
Oh, I'm with you on the older men. I'm just pointing out how the younger men make up for their shortcomings.
If they have a shortcoming, the usual remedy is to overcompensate with an expensive car.
Here's another:
They don't have saggy old man butts.
my butt's not sagging, momma! i walk at least 10 miles a day and work out with a flute for several hours every day (that's how i make money when nothing else is working)
but i do bitch about my old injuries aching when i'm on my knees for anything heavier than licking my ladies in their you know where's.
I will punch anyone in the face who gives me a wet willy.
o good gosh...if everyone does it right to begin with...everyone can go to sleep....whyy do i want again and again? what is wrong with just doing it right the first times?
The young ones tend to be quick on the draw, so that's their saving grace.
As in "get this over with so I can get back to my re-run of 'Sex in the City'...."?
There's a girl or two with that attitude on the one-night-stand list of my youth... some even hot enough to have been fun anyway.
Dr Ruth is alive and well!
It's a pretty safe bet that SB is much hotter than Dr. Ruth.
Just sayin'.
'Bones is certainly more interesting. More entertaining, too.
my butt's not sagging, momma! i walk at least 10 miles a day and work out with a flute for several hours every day (that's how i make money when nothing else is working)
but i do bitch about my old injuries aching when i'm on my knees for anything heavier than licking my ladies in their you know where's.
I will punch anyone in the face who gives me a wet willy.
wet willy? is that a synonym for oozing cooze?
in the farce, candy, there was a line that went something like, "one kiss from that guy and my shorts were sopping!"
I will punch anyone in the face who gives me a wet willy.
wet willy? is that a synonym for oozing cooze?
in the farce, candy, there was a line that went something like, "one kiss from that guy and my shorts were sopping!"
Oops, I thought you were referring to the ear canal.
wet willy? is that a synonym for oozing cooze?
in the farce, candy, there was a line that went something like, "one kiss from that guy and my shorts were sopping!"
Oops, I thought you were referring to the ear canal.
Sure you were---I've seen your food !
Oops, I thought you were referring to the ear canal.
Sure you were---I've seen your food !
I've never even swallowed an oyster.
Sure you were---I've seen your food !
I've never even swallowed an oyster.
Is that bragging ?
I've never even swallowed an oyster.
Is that bragging ?
I quit.
I've never even swallowed an oyster.
Is that bragging ?
I quit.
Is that bragging ?
I quit.
probably a wise choice. i was about to ask you if you spit or gag?