feisty old broads of usmb

[AVG-JOE]

Maybe they could get married in a Walmart!

- I'm still coming naked!

i got news for you folks.

if and when i get married, nobody is wearing clothes and if i get my way, the wedding party is either coming in nekked by parachute or like navy seals hitting the beach without all that excess baggage.

Only too happy to oblige as a guest at any time. If, however, you decide you want me as your Best Man or Ring Bearer, find someone quick - I'm starting to get to old for parachuting and beach hitting.

Overheard at a Florida brothel: "Damn sand really does get in to everything!"

 

[AVG-JOE]

She's already threatened me with sex...what more can she do?

you too?

i gave her my phone number --- we talked a bit --- she abruptly had to run off somewhere and i haven't heard hide nor hair from her since. i haven't seen any fresh posts either.

i'm starting to wonder if she decided she didn't really want to fall in love with me after she got to talk to me a bit. there's a lot of very difficult shit going on in my real life recently that could easily scare someone off when they hear me talking about it.

There's only one solution: Huggy and tommywho70x.

Don't tell Charlie!

 

[AVG-JOE]

Check out that hottie!

It's the Snuggie. Take it off and here's what you get:

(Please tell me that snuggie pic is not of the real EZ....)

that photo reminds me of an old what's gross joke

...when you kiss your granny goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

that's gross, but nowhere nears as bad as when you throw your panties at the wall and they stick

Panties that stick to the wall when thrown just means that you're finally done with foreplay.

At least that's what half my wives always insisted......

 

[strollingbones]

younger men....look good on your arm...will keep you current on all the electronic gadgets and computer things....

damn i have sit here for a few...and thats the only pros i came up with.....sad isnt it?

 

[Sherry]

younger men....look good on your arm...will keep you current on all the electronic gadgets and computer things....

damn i have sit here for a few...and thats the only pros i came up with.....sad isnt it?

They can also do yard work without moaning about their sore parts.

 

[boedicca]

younger men....look good on your arm...will keep you current on all the electronic gadgets and computer things....

damn i have sit here for a few...and thats the only pros i came up with.....sad isnt it?

Here's another:

They don't have saggy old man butts.

 

[random3434]

younger men....look good on your arm...will keep you current on all the electronic gadgets and computer things....

damn i have sit here for a few...and thats the only pros i came up with.....sad isnt it?

Here's another:

They don't have saggy old man butts.

And they can go again and again and again................................




























Out to the store to get us stuff that is.

 

[WillowTree]

maddie is looking for a man...she is in cleveland....you know the one that posts in blue....so tell me what does one become when one ages out of feisty old broad?

British, I think.

Perfect!

 

[Samson]

younger men....look good on your arm...will keep you current on all the electronic gadgets and computer things....

damn i have sit here for a few...and thats the only pros i came up with.....sad isnt it?

Here's another:

They don't have saggy old man butts.

You forgot the pic

We are not a porn site. ~elvis.

Speaking of asses.....

How 'bout Michealangelo's David, you pointy headed moron?

 

[Ringel05]

younger men....look good on your arm...will keep you current on all the electronic gadgets and computer things....

damn i have sit here for a few...and thats the only pros i came up with.....sad isnt it?

They can also do yard work without moaning about their sore parts.

Yeah, but eventually they will. If they make it that far.....

 

[strollingbones]

o good gosh...if everyone does it right to begin with...everyone can go to sleep....whyy do i want again and again? what is wrong with just doing it right the first times?

 

[Sherry]

o good gosh...if everyone does it right to begin with...everyone can go to sleep....whyy do i want again and again? what is wrong with just doing it right the first times?

The young ones tend to be quick on the draw, so that's their saving grace.

 

[Ringel05]

o good gosh...if everyone does it right to begin with...everyone can go to sleep....whyy do i want again and again? what is wrong with just doing it right the first times?

The young ones tend to be quick on the draw, so that's their saving grace.

Okayyyy, so you like wham bam thank you ma'am..........

 

[Sherry]

o good gosh...if everyone does it right to begin with...everyone can go to sleep....whyy do i want again and again? what is wrong with just doing it right the first times?

The young ones tend to be quick on the draw, so that's their saving grace.

Okayyyy, so you like wham bam thank you ma'am..........

Hey, let's not make this about me.

 

[strollingbones]

saving grace???? i dont think so....lol....

what was it someone told me....


you men are like stainles steel...the heat up fast and lose that heat fast....

old men are like cast iron...takes a while to heat up but they hold the heat longer....

 

[strollingbones]

The young ones tend to be quick on the draw, so that's their saving grace.

Okayyyy, so you like wham bam thank you ma'am..........

Hey, let's not make this about me.

too late...we must now anylaze your whole sexual experience...begining with your earliest repressed child hood memories.

 

[boedicca]

saving grace???? i dont think so....lol....

what was it someone told me....


you men are like stainles steel...the heat up fast and lose that heat fast....

old men are like cast iron...takes a while to heat up but they hold the heat longer....

Yes, but they need to be used and conditioned regularly so they don't get rusty.

 

[Ringel05]

Okayyyy, so you like wham bam thank you ma'am..........

Hey, let's not make this about me.

too late...we must now anylaze your whole sexual experience...begining with your earliest repressed child hood memories.

Dr Ruth is alive and well!

 

[Sherry]

saving grace???? i dont think so....lol....

what was it someone told me....


you men are like stainles steel...the heat up fast and lose that heat fast....

old men are like cast iron...takes a while to heat up but they hold the heat longer....

Oh, I'm with you on the older men. I'm just pointing out how the younger men make up for their shortcomings.

 

[boedicca]

Hey, let's not make this about me.

too late...we must now anylaze your whole sexual experience...begining with your earliest repressed child hood memories.

Dr Ruth is alive and well!

It's a pretty safe bet that SB is much hotter than Dr. Ruth.

Just sayin'.