i got news for you folks.Maybe they could get married in a Walmart!
- I'm still coming naked!
if and when i get married, nobody is wearing clothes and if i get my way, the wedding party is either coming in nekked by parachute or like navy seals hitting the beach without all that excess baggage.
Only too happy to oblige as a guest at any time. If, however, you decide you want me as your Best Man or Ring Bearer, find someone quick - I'm starting to get to old for parachuting and beach hitting.
Overheard at a Florida brothel: "Damn sand really does get in to everything!"