Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[manifold]

I don't watch sitcoms and haven't for DECADES. Repetitious and boring.

So you admit that your opinion about Seinfeld comes from a point of total ignorance.

Duly noted.

 

[jillian]

I'm amazed that something light turned into a flame fest...

jaysus... don't any of you know how to have fun?

 

[Anguille]

I never watched Seinfeld on prime time because I was always working. Then my boyfriend started subjecting me to late night Seinfeld reruns. ( I just now asked him his favorite line. George says to Jerry, "Simmer down". I ask you, how is that funny??)
I thought Kramer and Neuman were hysterical but the others were dull (Jerry), annoying (Julia Dreyfus) or lugubrious (George). The thing is I can get hooked on just about any rerun because it's late, you're tired and if you see enough of them you get brainwashed. But Seinfeld never did much for me.

Scrubs reruns are funny. My all time classic fav is The Odd Couple.

 

[jillian]

la forza del destino

 

[Anguille]

I expected Dis and Gunny to quickly earn their fucking retard credentials, but Angi? That one surprises me.

What's to earn? I don't watch sitcoms and haven't for DECADES. Repetitious and boring.

Who needs them when you've got USMB 24 hours live.

 

[Gunny]

I don't watch sitcoms and haven't for DECADES. Repetitious and boring.

So you admit that your opinion about Seinfeld comes from a point of total ignorance.

Duly noted.

Hardly.

 

[Anguille]

Mani, you want to know what else I hate about Seinfeld? I used to think Ravioli was such a wit, till I realized most of her schtick comes from that show.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[manifold]

I don't watch sitcoms and haven't for DECADES. Repetitious and boring.

So you admit that your opinion about Seinfeld comes from a point of total ignorance.

Duly noted.

Hardly.

Settle down Beavis! Ignorance isn't the same thing as stupidity. If you've never watched something, any opinion you might have about it is largely uninformed...ie, ignorant.

 

[manifold]

Mani, you want to know what else I hate about Seinfeld? I used to think Ravioli was such a wit, till I realized most of her schtick comes from that show.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

So you admit that Seinfeld was witty.

Duly noted.

 

[Anguille]

Mani, you want to know what else I hate about Seinfeld? I used to think Ravioli was such a wit, till I realized most of her schtick comes from that show.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

So you admit that Seinfeld was witty.

Duly noted.

Not Seinfeld. Ravi. She has good delivery. He's good looking and all but she's the real commedian. I just thought she was an original wit.

Like me.

 

[Anguille]

Settle down Beavis!

Here's a perfect example of something I used to think was an original mani expression. Till pop culture caught up with me.

Don't take it personal.

 

[Gunny]

So you admit that your opinion about Seinfeld comes from a point of total ignorance.

Duly noted.

Hardly.

Settle down Beavis! Ignorance isn't the same thing as stupidity. If you've never watched something, any opinion you might have about it is largely uninformed...ie, ignorant.

Perhaps YOU need to settle down? The title of the thread is "Favorite Lines from Seinfeld", correct?

I never said I hadn't seen Seinfeld. I said I don't watch sitcoms. Matter of fact, he was a lousy standup comedian prior to sucking enough crank to land a half-hour slot on the tube and IMO he wasn't funny.

Methinks you need to revise your ignorant, and assumptive theory a tad.

 

[Gunny]

Mani, you want to know what else I hate about Seinfeld? I used to think Ravioli was such a wit, till I realized most of her schtick comes from that show.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

So you admit that Seinfeld was witty.

Duly noted.

Not Seinfeld. Ravi. She has good delivery. He's good looking and all but she's the real commedian. I just thought she was an original wit.

Like me.

 

[Ravi]

Mani, you want to know what else I hate about Seinfeld? I used to think Ravioli was such a wit, till I realized most of her schtick comes from that show.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

So you admit that Seinfeld was witty.

Duly noted.

Not Seinfeld. Ravi. She has good delivery. He's good looking and all but she's the real commedian. I just thought she was an original wit.

Like me.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

 

[Ravi]

So you admit that Seinfeld was witty.

Duly noted.

Not Seinfeld. Ravi. She has good delivery. He's good looking and all but she's the real commedian. I just thought she was an original wit.

Like me.

She's still hurting from her public spanking.

 

[Anguille]

So you admit that Seinfeld was witty.

Duly noted.

Not Seinfeld. Ravi. She has good delivery. He's good looking and all but she's the real commedian. I just thought she was an original wit.

Like me.

Which part of my statement gives you pause? The last part?

 

[Gunny]

Not Seinfeld. Ravi. She has good delivery. He's good looking and all but she's the real commedian. I just thought she was an original wit.

Like me.

Which part of my statement gives you pause? The last part?

 

[Anguille]

Which part of my statement gives you pause? The last part?

I know. I should be on the stage right?

The one that just left town.

 

[Anguille]

Hey Ravs, I've been meaning to ask you is "Tissue?" a Seinfeld thing?

 

[Xenophon]

"It's come to my attention you had sex with the cleanng lady on your desk."

"Was that wrong?"