Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[Gunny]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Of course. The line that got me facing the interrogation squad for posting it.

I'll have to devote further thought to the lines, but my favorite sequences include Kramer's brief stint as a pimp lookalike.

Link please.

 

[Agnapostate]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/965895-post140.html

 

[Anguille]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Of course. The line that got me facing the interrogation squad for posting it.

I'll have to devote further thought to the lines, but my favorite sequences include Kramer's brief stint as a pimp lookalike.

 

[Agnapostate]

That being said, that's probably among the most legitimate "evidence" supplied that I'm a pedophile and child sexual abuser.

 

[tigerbob]

I've never had a moment like this but I've always wanted one.

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[Gunny]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/965895-post140.html

And the interrogation squad was WHERE, exactly?

 

[Gunny]

That being said, that's probably among the most legitimate "evidence" supplied that I'm a pedophile and child sexual abuser.

Oh. You're back whining on THAT? Geez, dude .... take a pill, huh?

 

[Anguille]

That being said, that's probably among the most legitimate "evidence" supplied that I'm a pedophile and child sexual abuser.

That was hysterical.

Better than any Seinfeld episode.

 

[Agnapostate]

And the interrogation squad was WHERE, exactly?

That was a portion of the little "evidence" docket that *someone* tried to gather to discredit me...unfortunately, it was just as made as epic fail as all the other "evidence."

Oh. You're back whining on THAT? Geez, dude .... take a pill, huh?

That's not something I'll ever forgive or forget.

 

[Andrew2382]

First of all, let's establish that anyone that doesn't acknowledge Seinfeld as the best sitcom of all time is a fucking retard. By it's fifth season it had dethroned Cheers and never looked back. But enough about fucking retards and pointless sidebars added to keep this in the flame zone...

What is your favorite line from Seinfeld?

Mine is very short and it belongs to George: "No complaints"

Seinfeld was ok


However

Married with Children > ALL

No show made me laugh more then that

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[Gunny]

And the interrogation squad was WHERE, exactly?

That was a portion of the little "evidence" docket that *someone* tried to gather to discredit me...unfortunately, it was just as made as epic fail as all the other "evidence."

Oh. You're back whining on THAT? Geez, dude .... take a pill, huh?

That's not something I'll ever forgive or forget.

I suggest you do. One, you DID purposefully mislead people whether you will ever admit it or not. Two, all you need to worry about as far as this board is concerned is that if you still post here, then I have seen no real evidence to support you being a pedophile and should be all that matters. You can rest assured that had I seen such evidence, you wouldn't be posting here.

The fact that you keep bringing it up months later just makes YOU look petty. Move on, huh?

 

[michiganFats]

"They're real, and they're spectacular"

 

[jillian]

Dolores!!!!!

 

[Article 15]

I don't wanna be a cowboy!

 

[Article 15]

You're killing independent George!

 

[michiganFats]

Jerkstore!

 

[Article 15]

Jerkstore!

Bwahahaha!

Oh yeah, Reilly ...

 

[editec]

My favorite all time line of that BRILLIANT show was delievered by George:

"You could throw a brick out of the window and hit a better man than I am"

I SUSPECT that the probability that you think Sienfeld is brilliant really depends on how well you understand the nuerotic plight of we who live, or were raised in, the North-eastern megolopolis.

 

[Paulie]

Jerry: "riiiight, no one's shot in the city "

 

[Valerie]

That being said, that's probably among the most legitimate "evidence" supplied that I'm a pedophile and child sexual abuser.

Hellooooo Newman! Defender of pedophiles!