Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[manifold]

Newsflash: Seinfeld is a comedian -- a person. Perhaps YOU should have been more clear about what YOU mean.

You really should leave the playing stupid thing to Ravi.

I wasn't playing at anything. You were BEING stupid.

A perferct example of why you gave Shogun a run for his money on the most self-deluded member poll.

 

[manifold]

Let's go watch them slice this fat bastard up!

 

[driveby]

I don't wanna be a cowboy!

I thought it was "i don't wanna be a pirate" ?

 

[Agnapostate]

He's said both. The "pirate" line came when he had to wear the puffy shirt because of Kramer's low-talking girlfriend, and the "cowboy" line came when Kramer took all of his shoes and left him with only boots.

Always interesting to have the K-Man around.

 

[manifold]

Hey What the FUCK!

Why did this get moved out of the Inferno?


Fuck **** Shit Twat Paulie's breath smells like his ass, DavidS is a cocksucking Jew (as if there's any other kind), Sunni is jealous of David's cocksucking abilities...

Need I go on???

 

[Ravi]

Newsflash: Seinfeld is a comedian -- a person. Perhaps YOU should have been more clear about what YOU mean.

LOL! Read the OP...even RGS would have understood it.

LOL! Fuck off, huh? I read. Not my fault your boy assumed.

Fuck off? The OP clearly says "sitcom." Now I need to find a Seinfeld quote that means when are you going to get that bug out of your ass?

 

[Sky Dancer]

I like Seinfeld, but I don't have any quotes memorized.

 

[Article 15]

I don't wanna be a cowboy!

I thought it was "i don't wanna be a pirate" ?

Actually, Kramer says, "I want to be a pirate," in one episode in a regular tone of voice.

Jerry whines like a 3 year old when he says, "I don't wanna be a cowboy!"

 

[Valerie]

YOU'RE Soooo GOOD LOOKIN'


Jerry says something that surprises Elaine and she dramatically pushes him away and exclaims "GET OUT!"

 

[Agnapostate]

Not going to search through the whole thread...but it would be absolutely blasphemous if soup has not been mentioned.

 

[Valerie]

Not going to search through the whole thread...but it would be absolutely blasphemous if soup has not been mentioned.

Post number 3 by BrianH

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

YouTube - Sienfeld - Soup Nazi - NO SOUP FOR YOU!

My favorite. The last part.

 

[KittenKoder]

I don't wanna be a cowboy!

I thought it was "i don't wanna be a pirate" ?

Actually, Kramer says, "I want to be a pirate," in one episode in a regular tone of voice.

Jerry whines like a 3 year old when he says, "I don't wanna be a cowboy!"

Jerry also says "I don't wanna be a pirate" in a different episode, with the puffy shirt.

 

[Sky Dancer]

Not going to search through the whole thread...but it would be absolutely blasphemous if soup has not been mentioned.

Post number 3 by BrianH

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

YouTube - Sienfeld - Soup Nazi - NO SOUP FOR YOU!

My favorite. The last part.

Ah, the soup Nazi. How about 'Festivus for the rest of us'.

 

[KittenKoder]

After the first Festivus episode, Kramer actually uses that several times. Damn ... I need a new life.

 

[Sky Dancer]

That show is hilarious.

 

[KittenKoder]

It's the best thing at 10pm here.

 

[Sky Dancer]

I don't have TV any more--at least not cable or even an antennna. I just rent netflix.

 

[Paulie]

A BrianH sighting??