Excuses! > > > A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he > called his wife to make up an excuse. > > After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious >that > he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had > great sex for two hours. > > Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip >home > and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. > > He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife. > > After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet >him. > Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to >fight > off the affectionate animal. > > Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did >to my > neck!" > > "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what >he > did to my tits!"