Excuses!

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    Excuses!
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    > A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he
    > called his wife to make up an excuse.
    >
    > After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious
    >that
    > he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had
    > great sex for two hours.
    >
    > Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip
    >home
    > and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.
    >
    > He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.
    >
    > After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet
    >him.
    > Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to
    >fight
    > off the affectionate animal.
    >
    > Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did
    >to my
    > neck!"
    >
    > "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what
    >he
    > did to my tits!"
     

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