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    JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

    Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager....

    In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

    We're Going To Need A Cleanup In Lane Three | The Smoking Gun

    :eek::lol::eek::lol::eek:
     
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    Hey, it's hot here in Indiana! What did you expect them to do, use a BEDROOM?
     
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    "In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water. "

    :thup:

    Good grief.
     
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    I believe it was W.C. Fields who once said, "Water? Never touch it. Fish fuck in it."

    Of course, fish have no other viable option.
     
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    Insufficient.

    A complete drain and HAZ-MAT scrub-down, followed by fresh water.

    And I’d still probably not enter the pool.
     
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    Well... Is there a YouTube video of the event?
     
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    Hydrochloric acid?
     
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    I'd say it was 29 minutes of foreplay. Lubrication is lost in water. Either that or the gal is awfully sore this morning.
     
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    I'm wondering why nobody said anything to them for 30 minutes.
     
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    While the old folks were going down memory lane, the kids were going to school.
     

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