Ever Take the Mule Ride to the Bottom of the Grand Canyon?

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    My wife and I just did. You ride mules single file down this narrow trail down the side of the cliff of the Grand Canyon. One mile down.

    Wife and I are near the back, maybe 20 people in our group. She’s in front of me and I see her mule stumble a bit. Kind of scary. I hear my wife say THAT’S ONE. OK, whatever.

    Half way down her mule stumbles again. THAT’S TWO she yelled. I had no clue what’s going on.

    Few minutes later her mule stumbles again. I watched as she gets off her mule, pulls a Glock out of her backpack and shoots the mule in the head.
    I sat there in silence in disbelief for a minute or so, then I yelled ARE YOU CRAZY?

    She said ‘That’s one’.
     
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    Heard it before, but it's still cute.

    That mule ride is NOT on my bucket list.
     
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    There has NEVER ever been a mule or rider go over the edge on that trip.
     

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