Bullypulpit
Senior Member
Subject: Resume-George W. Bush
<b>RESUME:</b>
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
<b>LAW ENFORCEMENT:</b>
* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
<b>MILITARY:</b>
* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
<b>COLLEGE:</b>
* I graduated from Yale University. I was a C student and a cheerleader.
<b>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:</b>
* I ran for US Congress and lost.
* I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money with the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay),
* I was elected Governor of Texas.
<b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:</b>
* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
* During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
* With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
<b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:</b>
* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
* I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock market.
* I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
* After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD
* In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Irak then blamed the lies on our British friends.
* I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president.
* In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in US history.
* I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the energy industry was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
* I've broken more international treaties than any president in US history.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
* My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world community.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war" (detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
* I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history.
* My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
* I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
* I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
<b>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:</b>
*All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.
Send this to every American voter you know.
<b>RESUME:</b>
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
<b>LAW ENFORCEMENT:</b>
* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
<b>MILITARY:</b>
* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
<b>COLLEGE:</b>
* I graduated from Yale University. I was a C student and a cheerleader.
<b>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:</b>
* I ran for US Congress and lost.
* I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money with the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay),
* I was elected Governor of Texas.
<b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:</b>
* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
* During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
* With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
<b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:</b>
* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
* I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock market.
* I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
* After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD
* In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Irak then blamed the lies on our British friends.
* I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president.
* In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in US history.
* I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the energy industry was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
* I've broken more international treaties than any president in US history.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
* My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world community.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war" (detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
* I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history.
* My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
* I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
* I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
<b>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:</b>
*All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.
Send this to every American voter you know.
