Subject: Resume-George W. Bush <b>RESUME:</b> George W. Bush The White House, USA EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE <b>LAW ENFORCEMENT:</b> * I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. <b>MILITARY:</b> * I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. <b>COLLEGE:</b> * I graduated from Yale University. I was a C student and a cheerleader. <b>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:</b> * I ran for US Congress and lost. * I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. * I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money with the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), * I was elected Governor of Texas. <b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:</b> * I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. * During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. * I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. * I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history. * With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. <b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:</b> * I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. * I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury. * I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history. * I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. * I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock market. * I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. * I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period. * After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. * I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD * In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Irak then blamed the lies on our British friends. * I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president. * In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. * I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. * I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in US history. * I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. * I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the energy industry was revealed. * I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history. * I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime. * I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. * I've broken more international treaties than any president in US history. * I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. * My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. * I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world community. * I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. * I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. * I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law. * I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war" (detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. * I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election). * I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. * My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history. * My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision. * I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. * More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. * I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. * I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. * I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. * I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice. <b>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:</b> *All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view. * All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. Send this to every American voter you know.