Does Anyone Know Why Barrack And Michelle Fly Seperately?

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    Is she trying get him to quit smoking and that's the only place he can, on Air Force One?

    What's the deal here?
     
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    It is often the smart thing to do, for if one plane goes down for any reason, the remaining members of the family survive.
     
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    Well, it's been said that he is henpecked by her......Probably just trying to get his boney ass out of her face for some alone time, and peace and quiet.
     
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    She wont give road head?? :confused:

    She says NO, to Mile High Club?? :eusa_naughty:



    :dunno:
     
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    Because otherwise they have to check her enormous backside as additional luggage and the fees are just outrageous.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    There's just so much room on the broom!
     
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    Cheap shot....sorta funny though.
     
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    While it would be terribly sad, what would that have to do with our government?
     
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    Maybe it's the only time he can get away with eating something besides carrot sticks and celery.

    Christ, the man is as skinny as urkel.....A mans gotta eat, god dammit!

    After all, the man needs energy to continue destroying the country's economic future!
     
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