Defying Gravity, and sort of a Naughty Question....

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    Okay, my birthday has made me think of the hard job i have ahead on defying gravity....mainly in the boobie area! Don't want them to reach my belly button, EVER! :eek:

    so, this got me thinking....since women's boobies tend to fall to the ground with age, do the private parts of men, do the same with age? Does gravity make them hang longer in old age?

    hahahahaha, I can't believe I am asking this question but you would think that gravity would work on THAT as well? though not a negative for men, I suppose? :eusa_angel:

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    I do believe someone is feeling a bit randy on her birthday. ;)
     
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    hahahahahaha I must be....

    I would never, normally ask such a question from the board, even if I thought it!!:lol::lol:!
     
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    eek!

    I hope not.
     
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    birthday has its privileges. :lol:
     
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    Only our balls, sadly, hang lower over time.

    It doesn't work on our cocks because our cocks are designed to expand and contract, and do so frequently enough that gravity isn't an important factor in increasing length.

    Our noses and ears continue to get longer with age, though, if length is all that's important to ya'.

    Oh, one more thing...gentlemen?

    I am told that taking a VERY COLD shower ever day limits the increasing hang problem with our scrotums, since as we all know, when the jewels get cold the scrotum shrinks up to protect them.

    So, start that extrmely cold shower routine now when you're young, and this hang problem won't become something that eventually interferes with you walking down the street because you're tripping over your own nuts.
     
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    and since editec started on the advice giving, young ladies...WEAR YOUR BRA, all the time! it truely does lessen the sag with age! :lol:
     
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    sorry sweetie birthday or not ..that is really bad advice...medically proven that the wearing of a bra causes pressure on the lymph nodes....this cause build up and can lead to tumurs of both the beign and cancerous types...you are binding the breast beneath and around..underwires are simply instrustments of torture that should be banned....so take your bra off ever chance you get ...and never never never sleep in one
     
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    o and let me tell you the sight of a 55 yr old man nekkid..bending over with his ass towards you is ot a pretty sight....just not a pretty sight
     
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    I've heard that men who ride bicycles a lot have impotence issues.

    Just to add to the discussion. :)
     
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