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Does commerce remind you of fairy-tales?
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An underworld warlock-prince named Alas kept various treasures from the empires he explored and conquered during his travels as a great swordsman. Alas was also a time-traveller and one of his 'relics' was a 1990 Sammy Sosa American Upper Deck baseball rookie-card. Sosa was a prolific professional baseball-player whose steroids-scandal embroilments gave his career an unusual 'asterisk.' Nevertheless, Sosa was considered a new age athletic 'titan' so his Upper Deck rookie-card represents fame and infamy combined in a dose that collectors of sports-intrigue folklore adored. Alas knew the Sosa card was a 'metaphysical treasure' and was delighted the card belonged to him!
A vile adversary named Moloch wanted to steal the Sosa card from Alas's possession. Alas kept the Sosa card hidden in a fortified 'dark tower' in a land called Xanadu. Alas wanted to court a beautiful Venus-princess named Elana and bring her to his 'dark tower' and show her his luminous Sammy Sosa Upper Deck rookie-card --- a symbol of his curious exploits as a warrior! However, when Alas brought Elana to the safe-room in his 'dark tower' he discovered the card had been stolen! Alas did detective-work and learned that Moloch was the culprit. Alas realized that incredible amounts of spiritual labors were suddenly being afforded to simply this one American baseball card(!). Was this a sort of 'merchandise omen'?
GOD: It's a shame Moloch stole Alas's Sosa card!
SATAN: Baseball cards are market gems...
GOD: Commerce valuates the aesthetics of exchange.
SATAN: That's why traded treasures are so pleasing.
GOD: Perhaps commerce will alter the appeal of antiques!
SATAN: That's both the hope and the fear.
GOD: Yes, you want treasure valuation but dread over-exposure.
SATAN: That's the message behind Woody Allen's film Celebrity.
GOD: Yes, obsession with 'dolls/treasures' is both natural and flawed.
SATAN: I think kids like video-games since they symbolize synthetic reality.
GOD: Synthetic reality is a 'face' of commerce (e.g., Fantasy Football).
SATAN: Maybe Alas's Sosa card will be considered a 'pirate's booty.'
GOD: Many will want to steal it and claim it now...
SATAN: Well, Moloch possesses the card currently.
GOD: Maybe all this fortune-hunting is a gamble/risk.
SATAN: Nah, Wall Street consciousness is perfectly sane.
GOD: After 9/11, the world's been paranoid about safe trade.
SATAN: Perhaps the Trump Administration will fortify commerce boutiques!
GOD: Is the World Bank a 'commerce boutique' (really)?
SATAN: Liberals seem to believe it is...
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An underworld warlock-prince named Alas kept various treasures from the empires he explored and conquered during his travels as a great swordsman. Alas was also a time-traveller and one of his 'relics' was a 1990 Sammy Sosa American Upper Deck baseball rookie-card. Sosa was a prolific professional baseball-player whose steroids-scandal embroilments gave his career an unusual 'asterisk.' Nevertheless, Sosa was considered a new age athletic 'titan' so his Upper Deck rookie-card represents fame and infamy combined in a dose that collectors of sports-intrigue folklore adored. Alas knew the Sosa card was a 'metaphysical treasure' and was delighted the card belonged to him!
A vile adversary named Moloch wanted to steal the Sosa card from Alas's possession. Alas kept the Sosa card hidden in a fortified 'dark tower' in a land called Xanadu. Alas wanted to court a beautiful Venus-princess named Elana and bring her to his 'dark tower' and show her his luminous Sammy Sosa Upper Deck rookie-card --- a symbol of his curious exploits as a warrior! However, when Alas brought Elana to the safe-room in his 'dark tower' he discovered the card had been stolen! Alas did detective-work and learned that Moloch was the culprit. Alas realized that incredible amounts of spiritual labors were suddenly being afforded to simply this one American baseball card(!). Was this a sort of 'merchandise omen'?
GOD: It's a shame Moloch stole Alas's Sosa card!
SATAN: Baseball cards are market gems...
GOD: Commerce valuates the aesthetics of exchange.
SATAN: That's why traded treasures are so pleasing.
GOD: Perhaps commerce will alter the appeal of antiques!
SATAN: That's both the hope and the fear.
GOD: Yes, you want treasure valuation but dread over-exposure.
SATAN: That's the message behind Woody Allen's film Celebrity.
GOD: Yes, obsession with 'dolls/treasures' is both natural and flawed.
SATAN: I think kids like video-games since they symbolize synthetic reality.
GOD: Synthetic reality is a 'face' of commerce (e.g., Fantasy Football).
SATAN: Maybe Alas's Sosa card will be considered a 'pirate's booty.'
GOD: Many will want to steal it and claim it now...
SATAN: Well, Moloch possesses the card currently.
GOD: Maybe all this fortune-hunting is a gamble/risk.
SATAN: Nah, Wall Street consciousness is perfectly sane.
GOD: After 9/11, the world's been paranoid about safe trade.
SATAN: Perhaps the Trump Administration will fortify commerce boutiques!
GOD: Is the World Bank a 'commerce boutique' (really)?
SATAN: Liberals seem to believe it is...
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