Bad habits

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  1. Merlin1047

    Merlin1047 Senior Member

    Mar 28, 2004
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    Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain-smoker, and one was a homosexual.

    The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
    indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."

    The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
    again indulge himself in his vice.

    While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the
    suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and
    smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him
    into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the
    shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

    His companions, somewhat! shaken, left the bar, realizing how
    seriously they must take the doctor's words.

    As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the
    ground, still burning.

    The homosexual looked at the chain-smoker and said, "You know if you
    bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."

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