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This is a TrumpUSA patriotism-ode referencing Danger Mouse and Doctor Doom and is inspired by the film My Fellow Americans.
Cheers (signing off),
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TrumpUSA was a phenomenon of endless global pomp and meditation about the scope of modern capitalism and commerce-oriented confidence. This would breed either peace (e.g., PyeongChang Olympics peace-alliance between North/South Korea) or complications (e.g., WikiLeaks, anti-capitalism terrorism, etc.). TrumpUSA was a tower of endless sociological intrigue, so how would humanity find its humility/objectivity to understand/appreciate capitalism as a 'vehicle' for appropriate diplomacy?
The civilians/citizens of TrumpUSA were valiant 'postmen' of capitalism/commerce-ideology. The soldiers/defenders of TrumpUSA were pedagoguery 'G.I. Joes' of democracy-fortifications around the world (e.g., Middle East, Europe). Hollywood (USA) made countless films about the imagination surrounding capitalism-rhetoric (e.g., Casino, Celebrity, Collateral, Catch Me If You Can, Children of the Corn, etc., etc.). America still needed a humanity-rallying 'superhero' who could provide the postmen/defenders of TrumpUSA the right dose of 'media magic.'
This superhero was none other than Danger Mouse, and his trusted hamster-sidekick Penfold. Danger Mouse was Sherlock Holmes and James Bond combined, while Penfold was like Holme's assistant Watson and Batman's sidekick Robin combined(!). Danger Mouse and Penfold zoomed around the globe telling consumers and socialites of the intrinsic value of celebrating entertainment-oriented poetry about capitalism (e.g., Oliver Stone's Wall Street). Their mission was to create a 'living' form of Little Orphan Annie consumerism-patriotism sensibilities. Danger Mouse and Penfold went to America, Europe, and the Middle East and distributed candy-cigarettes to kids and adults fascinated by the 'brighter side' of the 'carnivale' of consumerism. All seemed well...
However, a lethal mutant terrorist named Doctor Doom rose to create complications. Doctor Doom was a metal suit-and-mask wearing demon of fascism and anarchy who sometimes zoomed around on a silver glider-board powered by secret fuel. Doctor Doom despised things like Trump Tower (NYC) and Trump Hotel (Las Vegas) and wanted to see TrumpUSA crumble under the weight of its own commercial vanities, just as the World Trade Center came crumbling down on 9/11. Doctor Doom zoomed around the world, to the same places Danger Mouse and Penfold visited, and disseminated anti-social messages about the 'seduction' of power and prestige in the age of media and marketing. His intention was to create unnatural psychological anxieties about the reach of commerce. He wanted people to focus on corruption.
Danger Mouse and Penfold came up with a brilliant plan. They'd distribute special red-crystal rocks/minerals to kids across America and tell them that these symbols of natural splendor reflective of Americans' investments in mining and fortune-hunting could be construed as 'metaphysical gems' that cured humanity's 'fascination' with violence-promoting toys such as water-guns, so consumerism would feel more...magical. You see, to Danger Mouse and Penfold, TrumpUSA was indeed a potential 'beacon' of great commercial confidence and spiritual meditation on the breadth/scope of peace-promoting trade...and mercantilism. They defied Doctor Doom's message that capitalism was merely a 'vehicle' for ominous pride.
After about three years of devoted campaigning, Danger Mouse and Penfold prevailed, and Doctor Doom surrendered and soon thereafter disappeared. Doctor Doom was rumored to have created a sanctuary/lair somewhere deep/hidden in the Grand Canyon (Arizona, USA), but he was never heard from again by the people of TrumpUSA. Danger Mouse and Penfold visited U.S. President Donald Trump at the White House on Labor Day and told him that the anti-capitalism threat of Doctor Doom's deadly omens had finally subsided. President Trump awarded them with a special 'U.S. Medallion' and promised he's tweet cheerfully about their heroism to the American public.
TRUMP TWEET: "It is my express belief that the mission of the unusual Danger Mouse and Penfold was to remind us that any kind of intelligence regarding the redeemable aspects of capitalism-values was worth cheering. Sure, Doctor Doom may have been 'accurate' about the loopholes, frailties, and vanities of modern capitalism (e.g., WikiLeaks), but what Danger Mouse and Penfold gave us was a way to talk to our kids about the general 'magic' of commerce/mercantilism, so Christmastime shopping would feel like a great adventure. In the end, I think we'll all remember Doctor Doom as a tragic 'messenger' of the dark-side of fortune, but all is well that ends rightly well!"
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Cheers (signing off),
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TrumpUSA was a phenomenon of endless global pomp and meditation about the scope of modern capitalism and commerce-oriented confidence. This would breed either peace (e.g., PyeongChang Olympics peace-alliance between North/South Korea) or complications (e.g., WikiLeaks, anti-capitalism terrorism, etc.). TrumpUSA was a tower of endless sociological intrigue, so how would humanity find its humility/objectivity to understand/appreciate capitalism as a 'vehicle' for appropriate diplomacy?
The civilians/citizens of TrumpUSA were valiant 'postmen' of capitalism/commerce-ideology. The soldiers/defenders of TrumpUSA were pedagoguery 'G.I. Joes' of democracy-fortifications around the world (e.g., Middle East, Europe). Hollywood (USA) made countless films about the imagination surrounding capitalism-rhetoric (e.g., Casino, Celebrity, Collateral, Catch Me If You Can, Children of the Corn, etc., etc.). America still needed a humanity-rallying 'superhero' who could provide the postmen/defenders of TrumpUSA the right dose of 'media magic.'
This superhero was none other than Danger Mouse, and his trusted hamster-sidekick Penfold. Danger Mouse was Sherlock Holmes and James Bond combined, while Penfold was like Holme's assistant Watson and Batman's sidekick Robin combined(!). Danger Mouse and Penfold zoomed around the globe telling consumers and socialites of the intrinsic value of celebrating entertainment-oriented poetry about capitalism (e.g., Oliver Stone's Wall Street). Their mission was to create a 'living' form of Little Orphan Annie consumerism-patriotism sensibilities. Danger Mouse and Penfold went to America, Europe, and the Middle East and distributed candy-cigarettes to kids and adults fascinated by the 'brighter side' of the 'carnivale' of consumerism. All seemed well...
However, a lethal mutant terrorist named Doctor Doom rose to create complications. Doctor Doom was a metal suit-and-mask wearing demon of fascism and anarchy who sometimes zoomed around on a silver glider-board powered by secret fuel. Doctor Doom despised things like Trump Tower (NYC) and Trump Hotel (Las Vegas) and wanted to see TrumpUSA crumble under the weight of its own commercial vanities, just as the World Trade Center came crumbling down on 9/11. Doctor Doom zoomed around the world, to the same places Danger Mouse and Penfold visited, and disseminated anti-social messages about the 'seduction' of power and prestige in the age of media and marketing. His intention was to create unnatural psychological anxieties about the reach of commerce. He wanted people to focus on corruption.
Danger Mouse and Penfold came up with a brilliant plan. They'd distribute special red-crystal rocks/minerals to kids across America and tell them that these symbols of natural splendor reflective of Americans' investments in mining and fortune-hunting could be construed as 'metaphysical gems' that cured humanity's 'fascination' with violence-promoting toys such as water-guns, so consumerism would feel more...magical. You see, to Danger Mouse and Penfold, TrumpUSA was indeed a potential 'beacon' of great commercial confidence and spiritual meditation on the breadth/scope of peace-promoting trade...and mercantilism. They defied Doctor Doom's message that capitalism was merely a 'vehicle' for ominous pride.
After about three years of devoted campaigning, Danger Mouse and Penfold prevailed, and Doctor Doom surrendered and soon thereafter disappeared. Doctor Doom was rumored to have created a sanctuary/lair somewhere deep/hidden in the Grand Canyon (Arizona, USA), but he was never heard from again by the people of TrumpUSA. Danger Mouse and Penfold visited U.S. President Donald Trump at the White House on Labor Day and told him that the anti-capitalism threat of Doctor Doom's deadly omens had finally subsided. President Trump awarded them with a special 'U.S. Medallion' and promised he's tweet cheerfully about their heroism to the American public.
TRUMP TWEET: "It is my express belief that the mission of the unusual Danger Mouse and Penfold was to remind us that any kind of intelligence regarding the redeemable aspects of capitalism-values was worth cheering. Sure, Doctor Doom may have been 'accurate' about the loopholes, frailties, and vanities of modern capitalism (e.g., WikiLeaks), but what Danger Mouse and Penfold gave us was a way to talk to our kids about the general 'magic' of commerce/mercantilism, so Christmastime shopping would feel like a great adventure. In the end, I think we'll all remember Doctor Doom as a tragic 'messenger' of the dark-side of fortune, but all is well that ends rightly well!"
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