If one were inclined to burn a Qur'an (Koran), what's the best way to cook that book? Maybe I'm just not sufficiently in the loop, but I wonder: does one soak the tome in gasoline, first? Or does one just light it up without any incendiary assistance? Would that be the purist method? Is one supposed to make sure no word of print remains behind, or is partial charring good enough? Must one rip off a sheet and use it to wipe one's ass first?