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    If one were inclined to burn a Qur'an (Koran), what's the best way to cook that book?

    Maybe I'm just not sufficiently in the loop, but I wonder: does one soak the tome in gasoline, first?

    Or does one just light it up without any incendiary assistance? Would that be the purist method?

    Is one supposed to make sure no word of print remains behind, or is partial charring good enough?

    Must one rip off a sheet and use it to wipe one's ass first?
     
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    nothing makes me want to stand up and salute the flag more than a good old-fashioned book burning.
     
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    A nice bacon grease fire should do just fine
     
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    Back in my day, we never used accelerants on the books themselves, only on the log base. If logs are in short supply, then yes, gasoline on the pages is the way to go.

    I do recall leather bindings being troublesome. On those, it's best to open the book at center, apply a splash of gas, and toss a match.

    The aroma of burning rice paper is something to experience. I wish I could be there, to see the children, flame light dancing on their little faces as they look on in amazement.

    Enjoy.
     
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    Which flag would that be?? :cool:
     
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    Wrap the book in bacon and throw it on the grill.
     
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    We are allowed to burn the flag. We are allowed to stand on the flag. We are allowed to burn our bibles. We got away with burning draft cards. So what's the big deal about burning the Koran? All of a sudden this burning nonsense isn't allowed just because it might piss off a few muslims?
     
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    Ummmm -- Bacon! [​IMG]
     
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    Speaking of bacon . . .

    I am wondering if it's ok to cook something over the heat and flame of a burning Qur'an?

    Or would that make the food taste bad?
     

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