cooking suggestions

[Liability]

Speaking of bacon . . .

I am wondering if it's ok to cook something over the heat and flame of a burning Qur'an?

Or would that make the food taste bad?

What your masters don't tell you is you could fly tanker planes full of pork fat over the mooozlum territories and once it hit the ground, the true "believers" would all kill themselves.
I know.
Hannity and O'reilly forgot to mention that.

Booger, you useless blood clothe, why not have a big heaping helping of shut the fuck up?

Your masters (imbeciles one and all, naturally) apparently forgot to tell you that you are utterly pointless.