Cleaning up

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  1. Midnight Marauder
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    This is how the rich get richer.

    With my little F-150 pick-up truck, my snow blower, and a snow shovel I have made $2,600 in the last two weeks working 6 hours a day, every other day, clearing snow and ice from folks' driveways, porches and walks. If one could call that work.

    All cash, NO taxes.

    I love capitalism! I love being rich!

    I'm by far the planet's most clever carbon-based lifeform!
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    Had you been really smart and really loved CAPITALISM you'd have made money putting other people out there to do all the work while you made some REAL profits.
     
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    hahahahahh i know where you are and how to report you to the irs...take that....*hisses* maggot lol
     
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    nice bit of coin....and at a good time...right before taxes.....who doesnt like cheating uncle sam
     
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    Pshaw!

    Why would I want to share the wealth? Besides, workers = witnesses!

    Dumbass.
     
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    I am getting back $3200 from the IRS, taxes already filed.
    It's not cheating.
     
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    Sounds like a real "snow job" to me!!!:lol:
     
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    That's what my little business card says!

    It has "Snow Job" in big letters in the center, and under it in small type says: "Snow got you stuck? Don't cuss, call us!"

    Then under that, my cell number!
     
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    Good for you, and with global warming becoming an even more persistent problem you will have a lot more work in the future.
     
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    Hence my investment late last summer in the snow blower! (Them's cheap to buy in the summertime ya know.)

    Farmer's Almanac told me we were going to get lotsa snow!
     

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