Circle Flies Are Right

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    A cowboy
    from Texas attends a social function
    where Barack Obama is still trying to gather
    support for his Health Plan which has passed.

    Once Obama discovers the cowboy is from President
    Bush’s homearea, he starts to belittle him by talking
    in a southern drawl and single syllable
    words.

    As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that
    were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says,
    “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle
    flies?”

    Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s
    what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle
    flies.”

    “Well, sir,” the cowboy
    replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches.
    They’re called circle flies because they’re
    almost always found circling around the back end
    of a horse.”

    “Oh,” Obama replies as
    he goes back to rambling.

    But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you
    calling me a horse’s ass?”

    “No, sir,” the cowboy
    replies, “I have too much respect for the
    citizens of this country to call their
    president a horse’s ass.”

    “That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling
    on once more.

    After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
    drawl says,

    “Hard to fool them flies, though.”


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