Should I Post the Grossest Joke I've EVER Heard?

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  1. AVG-JOE
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    It's an old fashioned poll - Just mark your choice with an X right there on your screen with a blue or black Sharpie.

    Fair warning before you vote... it slams the fairer sex.




    [] Yes.




    [] No.







    ( :eusa_shhh: Don't tell Charlie! )
     
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    You chicken shit, Avg-Joe. Post the joke and take the shit for it, or don't. I'm not gonna give you cover for a social gaffe even before I read it.

    LOL, pussy. You afraid Mrs Avg-Joe will get pissed?
     
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    Oh, HELL yes!

    :eusa_think: but then, she's HEARD the joke....
     
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    Yanno, after all this build up the joke had best be outstandingly gross. I'm having trouble imagining that if it concerns chicks who are still breathing.
     
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    'Still breathing' is a personal prerequisite..... but any necrophiles reading along might get a twist in their thoughts go that way.
     
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    Enough with the pussyfooting, Avg-Joe. Let's see this stunner of a joke.

    :cool:

    *Laughs*
     
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    Are you sure?

    It's quite :cheeky-smiley-018:

    But it's also kind of :rofl:

    :eusa_think: They say jokes like this are funny 'cause they're kinda true.....

    I could get in trouble with the only sex I'll EVER be comfortable having sex with.....
     
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    I am not advising you. You are all on your own here...but I am curious.
     
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    Stop being coy. You already have a girl, and she's already heard the joke. The rest of us aren't at issue then.
     
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