Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus

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    Chuck Norris: Public health care would have killed Baby Jesus
    Rawstory 12-18-09
    Movie star and Mike Huckabee booster Chuck Norris has dragged the "War on Christmas" into the health care debate.
    Norris has penned an article in which he suggests that Jesus Christ would have been among many "great souls" who would have been "erased from history" had a health plan similar to the one proposed by the Democrats
     
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    I thought Chuck was going to keep quiet after ole Huck let that killer out........
     
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    [SIZE=+1]Christian Handjobs go Postal[/SIZE]
    O'Reilly defines Koreshmas for the ditto-sheep
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    If it's December, then there must be frost in the air, gingerbread in the oven, and ... right on time, Bill O'Reilly and the other defenders of Christmas bemoaning the prevalence of "Happy Holidays" - rather than "Merry Christmas" - greetings. There's a war on Christmas, O'Reilly recently reminded viewers, driven by those who "loathe the baby Jesus." This season, a holiday-dÉcor company is marketing the CHRIST-mas Tree, a bushy artificial tree with a giant cross where the trunk should be. And Focus on the Handjob is continuing its Stand for Christmas campaign to highlight the offenses of Christmas-denying retailers. The campaign was launched, according to its website, because "citizens across the nation were growing dissatisfied with the tendency of corporations to omit references to Christmas from holiday promotions.

     
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    I guess old Chuck forgot that a fucking ANGEL came to Mary and told her that her baby was the son of GOD. I think, under those circumstances, you don't get an abortion.

    And Mary was married to Joseph at the time.

    Such is the peril of a gym equipment salesman trying to swim at the deep end of the thought pool.
     
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    here's another good one

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2CaBR3z85c[/ame]
     
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    Wow, Jay only had to reply to his own posts five times to get a response.
     
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    pssssst. He is a republican. Nuff said.
     
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    Jesus was a miraculous healer, wouldn't he be able to service himself (as wrong as that sounds)?

    I wonder if Mr. Norris thought that out.
     

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